1 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:12,305 [Bridget] Fuck, fuck, fuck! So late! 2 00:01:13,029 --> 00:01:14,468 [Billy] Mabel's put a scarf on the cat. 3 00:01:14,552 --> 00:01:16,557 [Mabel] He's not a cat. He's my husband. 4 00:01:16,641 --> 00:01:18,690 Where is he? 5 00:01:18,774 --> 00:01:21,693 - Will he bring the ladies with the big boobies? - "Ladies"? 6 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:23,869 [Mabel] Last time, he brushed my hair with a fork. 7 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:26,263 [Billy] There were three ladies, and they had an epic pillow fight. 8 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:28,874 - The fork had maple syrup on it. - Out of the way, darling. 9 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:30,484 - [Mabel clears throat] - Well, 10 00:01:30,568 --> 00:01:33,168 it's obvious he's not coming, so I'll just stay home. 11 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:36,012 You said this was the one thing you had to leave the house for this year. 12 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,361 [Bridget sighs] You're right. I'm going. 13 00:01:37,445 --> 00:01:39,055 Move, please, Mabes. 14 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:44,194 Fuck-- caccia. 15 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:45,931 Did we eat the focaccia? 16 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:50,330 [Sighs] Well, we haven't got any vegetables. 17 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:54,813 But lucky you, you get to have frozen peas. Mmm. 18 00:01:54,897 --> 00:01:57,294 All right. Come to the table. 19 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:58,991 Come on. 20 00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:03,561 One, two... 21 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:06,085 [Bridget] What am I going to do when I get to three? 22 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:07,652 - [Smoke alarm blares] - [Bridget exclaiming] 23 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:09,088 [smoke alarm] Please enter alarm code. 24 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:10,916 [Bridget] Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck! 25 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,092 - Please enter alarm code. - No! Don't put the flames out. 26 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:15,138 - We can toast marshmallows. - Please enter alarm code. 27 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:16,835 Please-- 28 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:18,616 [Gasps, sighs] 29 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:23,494 [sighs] 30 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:27,451 The tension of our bodies, 31 00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:30,805 - the scars of-- - [Phone ringing] 32 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,639 [automated phone voice] Hello, Moto. 33 00:02:36,547 --> 00:02:38,204 [Woman] ...in-- in our longing. 34 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:39,901 Bridget Jones, always exciting. 35 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:42,426 - How's the skirt? - Daniel, hi. [sighs] 36 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:44,819 Just checking you have indeed forgotten about tonight. 37 00:02:44,903 --> 00:02:48,562 That is hurtful, Jones. I have absolutely not forgotten. 38 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,173 - [Audience shushes] - No. 39 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:52,305 I'm so sorry. It's my mother. 40 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:54,307 - She's in the hospital. - [Audience member] Oh. 41 00:02:54,391 --> 00:02:56,614 - Primordial sweat. - I will be there 42 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:59,225 quicker than it took me to bring you to earth-shattering orgasm, 43 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:00,792 you filthy little harlot. 44 00:03:00,876 --> 00:03:03,618 [Audience murmuring] 45 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:07,404 Love you, Mummy. 46 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:09,975 "Mummy"? 47 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:11,629 Darling, clever Geminita. 48 00:03:11,713 --> 00:03:14,240 I'm gonna have to rush. It's a family emergency. 49 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:16,242 But I am loving this one. 50 00:03:16,326 --> 00:03:18,114 I think-- I think we all are, aren't we? 51 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,851 Call me later, yeah? 52 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:22,379 Oh, yeah. 53 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:24,990 I am imminent, Jones. Imminent. 54 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:26,771 Un-bunch those giant panties. 55 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,567 [Bridget groans] 56 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:38,177 [Bridget] Bloody zip manufacturers should be 57 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:40,440 cancelled for sociological bias. 58 00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:44,140 It is actually impossible to do this on your own. 59 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:47,009 [Sighs] Help. 60 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:54,044 - Ooh. Thank you, monkeys. - [Horn honks] 61 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:55,586 Uncle Daniel! 62 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:57,153 Miniature Darcy, what's the news? 63 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,676 [Billy] Where are the ladies with the big-- 64 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,547 [Daniel] Hair? They couldn't make it, sadly. 65 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,462 They're, um... They're washing their hair. 66 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:03,985 All three? 67 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:05,639 Yeah, well, they wash each other's, you see. 68 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:08,164 I thought you said no more models. 69 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,904 Geminita is not a model, Jones. 70 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:11,906 She is a poet and a healer, 71 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,169 and a model. 72 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,254 Come here. 73 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:17,303 Hell of a night for you. 74 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:20,306 Ugh, I can't go. The children need me. 75 00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:21,655 Uncle Daniel! 76 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:23,483 You. Right. 77 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,964 Get a fork and some syrup. I'm gonna style you. 78 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:28,575 - [Billy] I found the cards. - [Daniel] Very good. Excellent. 79 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:32,663 Now then, we need to work on your bluffing and your cheating. 80 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:54,032 [Bridget] Life has its white notes... 81 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,387 And life has its black notes. 82 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:06,570 You look very beautiful tonight, Mrs Darcy. 83 00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:09,831 Not looking so bad yourself, Mr Darcy. 84 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:15,880 [Doorbell rings] 85 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:26,633 Bridget. 86 00:05:26,717 --> 00:05:28,635 [Bridget] Very black notes. 87 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:31,508 Jolly good. Come in. Weather's been a bit shitty, hasn't it? 88 00:05:31,592 --> 00:05:32,987 - Though the cricket this year has been... - Jeremy. 89 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:35,726 ...Absolutely phenomenal. 90 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:39,646 [Bridget] This is what happened. 91 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:42,170 Mark Darcy, my husband, 92 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:44,434 father to Billy and Mabel, 93 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:46,131 died. 94 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:48,568 Or rather, was killed 95 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:51,916 in the Sudan on a humanitarian mission. 96 00:05:53,309 --> 00:05:56,228 - Everybody's just upstairs. - Thanks. 97 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:59,315 [Bridget] And that was four years ago. Today, actually. 98 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:03,714 Brace yourself. It's a total fucking shit show. 99 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:09,415 [Bridget] And even though there might be 600,000 words in the human language, 100 00:06:09,499 --> 00:06:12,636 the world still struggles to find the right ones 101 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,508 when someone you love is gone. 102 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:17,249 Bridget, how are the children? 103 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:18,598 - [Woman] Mmm. - Are they-- 104 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:20,482 Are they all right without you there? 105 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:23,560 - [Guests murmuring] - No. It's fine. 106 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:26,603 Left them some crystal meth in the kitchen. 107 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:30,262 [Bridget] Maybe not. 108 00:06:30,346 --> 00:06:32,395 Well, we don't make a thing about it. 109 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,614 We celebrate Mark's birthday instead. 110 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:35,702 [Guests] Oh. 111 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:38,052 So, Bridget, still on your own? 112 00:06:38,136 --> 00:06:39,706 [Man] It's been four years now. 113 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:42,230 You're still in pretty good nick. Why no chap? 114 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:45,408 Now, now. It's not Bridget's fault. Very hard, being a middle-aged woman 115 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:47,061 - and finding yourself single. - [Guests] Mmm. 116 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:50,543 Better if you're a bloke. Look at Binko Carruthers. 117 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,153 He's no oil painting, 118 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:55,287 but the second Rosemary died, he was inundated. 119 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:59,073 Of course, they were all of a certain age, though, weren't they? 120 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:01,162 Sorry, do you realise you said that out loud? 121 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:03,687 - [Laughs] - Hmm? 122 00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:06,690 "A certain age"? What, do you mean our age? 123 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,909 - That is the most... - [Bridget] Shazzer now hosts 124 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:10,476 a podcast called Fed Up, 125 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,173 in which she has dinner with minor celebrities 126 00:07:12,257 --> 00:07:14,785 while basically getting furious about everything. 127 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:16,917 ...Sexist fucking universe we, unbelievably, 128 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:19,569 still continue to fucking inhabit. 129 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:22,964 [Mouthing word] 130 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:26,144 I need to go to the toilet. 131 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:27,708 [Guests] Oh. 132 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:29,797 [Woman] Oh, dear. 133 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:33,891 Yeah, Jude. Yeah, I'm with her now. 134 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:36,546 [Jude] Well, Shaz, tell her to come to The Golden Cock. 135 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:40,027 No, no, no. The party. It's for Mark. 136 00:07:40,111 --> 00:07:42,639 That's not a party. That's a fucking bin fire. 137 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:45,293 And you think that Mark would want you to stay here and be insulted 138 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:47,818 in the fucking sexism Olympics? 139 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:49,559 [Bridget's friends] To Mark. 140 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:50,908 - And to Bridget... - [Bridget] Aw. 141 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:52,388 ...And the rare pleasure of seeing you 142 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,911 - in something not made of terry towelling. 143 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:56,000 - [Shaz laughs] - [Bridget] Tom, still living 144 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:58,524 handsomely off his one hit single 145 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:02,963 which had a comeback recently in a 30-second video of a dog doing maths. 146 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:05,879 Now, of all things, a life coach. 147 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:08,578 Honestly, I'd say it was a bit of a breakthrough, 148 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:10,797 speaking as your psychologist. 149 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:12,451 [Laughs] You're not my psychologist. 150 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:14,235 Well, I should be, yes. 151 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:16,063 According to the classic model, 152 00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:18,370 you've actually made it to the fourth stage 153 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:22,026 - of the five stages of grief. - Wait. Isn't it seven stages? 154 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:24,768 What are you talking about, Jude? No, it isn't. It's five stages. 155 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:26,857 - Isn't it five? - Well, I always thought it was four. 156 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:28,293 [Jude] It's definitely seven. 157 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:30,774 [Bridget] Jude, now CEO or COO 158 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:33,646 or CTO, definitely a C-something-O, 159 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:37,215 still regularly calling, in tears, from executive bathroom. 160 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:40,610 So, um, only one stage to go now, Bridge. 161 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:43,003 - [Bridget] Oh. - [Clears throat] Stage five. 162 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:45,615 It's acceptance, which basically means 163 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:48,748 - you just have to get laid. - Oh, my God. Shazzer's right. 164 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:51,925 Yes. I mean, honestly, darling, look at yourself. 165 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:54,058 You've become a born-again virgin. 166 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:57,583 If you don't get laid soon, your vagina will literally reseal itself. 167 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,629 [Shaz] Yeah, and that is a thing. 168 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:03,067 It's called labial adhesion. 169 00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:04,503 [Bridget] Oh, my God! 170 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:07,898 I knew leaving the kitchen was a mistake. 171 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:09,465 I don't want anyone else. 172 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,336 And even if I did, which I don't, 173 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:14,470 I'm non-viable, completely asexual, 174 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,515 and nobody will ever fancy me again. 175 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:18,299 - Ever, ever, ever. - No. No, no, no. 176 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:20,255 And I'm going to the toilet. 177 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,479 Crash and burn. That was a disaster. 178 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,871 Well, that was a fucking disaster. 179 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:28,132 [Bridget yawns] 180 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:31,356 Crikey. Have we been burgled? 181 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,532 [Daniel] We have not been burgled, Jones. No. 182 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:35,882 We have been marvellous. Now, tell me this. 183 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:40,234 For Tonya, do we think a kitten heel or a chunky wedge? 184 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:41,279 She's going to Wimbledon. 185 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:43,063 Wedge, obviously. 186 00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:45,022 You may be right. 187 00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:47,415 How was it? Any fun? Any tongue? 188 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:51,463 Ugh. God. No tongue. I have hung up my tongue. 189 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,160 How were they? 190 00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:54,988 Well, the girl is you. 191 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:59,210 Lawless, romantic, irresistibly drawn to me. 192 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:01,038 Asked me if I was going to be her new daddy. 193 00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:02,866 She does that. 194 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:06,173 Yeah. Wouldn't go to bed until I'd married her rabbit. 195 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:08,524 - Hmm. - [Daniel] Which I was very happy to do. 196 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,482 That rabbit is not at all unfanciable. 197 00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:12,136 [Bridget] Hmm. And Billy? 198 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,399 Well, Billy is Darcy, isn't he? 199 00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:17,054 Still waters and all that. 200 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,273 As it happens, Jones, your son 201 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:21,624 and I have a number of shared interests. 202 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,974 Oh, God. Like what? 203 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,366 Models. 204 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,368 He showed me his, I showed him mine. 205 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:30,110 - Hmm. - And then we-- We talked about death. 206 00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:31,547 Did you? 207 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,374 [Daniel] Yeah. I told him being dead was shit. 208 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,812 And that I should know because I was for a bit. 209 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,422 And then, uh... [sighs] 210 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:40,381 I gave him a hug cause he seemed a bit sad. 211 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:43,167 And then that made me sad because... [sighs] 212 00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:44,734 - [Bridget] How is your boy? - [Groans] 213 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,779 Enzo's, what? He's... 214 00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:49,129 Uh, fuck knows, Jones. Fifteen, I think. 215 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:53,873 Anyway, we then cheered ourselves up by digging out the cocktail shaker, 216 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,875 and I taught him how to make a Dirty Bitch. 217 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,442 Saved it for you. It's in the fridge. 218 00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,749 - Goody. Have it for breakfast. - [Phone rings] 219 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,925 Yeah, hello, hello, hello, hello. 220 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,491 Geminita. 221 00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:05,825 Yeah, we're all done. All done. I'm on my way. 222 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,801 Well, as quick as I can. 223 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:12,500 Yes, like naughty old moth to eager young flame. 224 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:15,152 No, you hang up first. 225 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,941 And-- OK, kiss you back. 226 00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,464 - [Laughs] - [Daniel sighs] 227 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,771 [stammers] Yeah, OK. Louder. Yeah. [kisses] 228 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,599 - Oh, my God. - [Phone closes] 229 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,689 [laughing] 230 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,169 Fuck off, Jones. OK, they're asleep. 231 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:31,519 Um... [sighs] ...it did take a bit of time. 232 00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:33,652 But I-- Actually I showed them a video of Geminita 233 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:36,481 reciting one of her prose poems and they were out like a light. 234 00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:37,784 [Scoffs] 235 00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,308 All right. 236 00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:44,881 [Sighs] What happens now? 237 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:47,815 I'm trying to remember how it worked with our babysitters. 238 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:51,583 I think you give me 20 quid and try and shag me, don't you? 239 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:54,804 [Bridget] Ah, Daniel, dear Daniel. 240 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:57,633 At least some things never change. 241 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,897 It makes me sad though, Jones. You know... 242 00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:06,032 Two children and you all alone and effectively a nun. 243 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:09,293 Albeit, of course, a very, very naughty nun. 244 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:15,868 Bye, Daniel. 245 00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:16,953 Yeah. 246 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,437 Thanks for tonight. 247 00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:20,652 Yeah. 248 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,272 [Bridget] Why are these lights still on? 249 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,358 I thought you two were asleep. 250 00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:33,843 Do you miss Dada sometimes? 251 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:36,106 I miss him all of the times. 252 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,147 [Mabel gasps] 253 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:43,722 [gasps] There's my owl. 254 00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,637 [Bridget] Back to bed. Come on. 255 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,941 - Story, Mama? - [Bridget] Mm-hmm. 256 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:59,172 For the baby princess is as kind as she is fair. 257 00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:06,005 And the baby prince is as gentle as he is handsome. 258 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:10,314 And wherever they go and whatever they do, 259 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:13,883 Mummy and Daddy will always love them. 260 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:18,409 - And Saliva. - [Laughs, coughs] 261 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:21,629 She stinks, Mabes. 262 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,762 - [Mabel chuckles] - Oh! 263 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,500 [Chuckles] 264 00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,672 - Good night, darling. - Good night, Mama. 265 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,558 Good night. 266 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,328 [Billy] And all the thoughts... 267 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:50,746 And all the thoughts are going away. 268 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:55,098 They don't need little Billy and Mabel tonight. 269 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:58,405 The world will turn without them. 270 00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:01,539 [Bridget and Mark] The stars will shine without them. 271 00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:07,934 And all little Billy and Mabel need to do is rest and sleep. 272 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:10,893 Good night. 273 00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:12,852 Night. 274 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,513 [Mark] Good night, Billy. 275 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:22,386 - Do the song, Daddy. Please. - [Mark] OK. 276 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:27,478 ♪ I'll do anything For you, dear ♪ 277 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,219 ♪ Anything ♪ 278 00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:34,224 ♪ For you mean everything To me ♪ 279 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:37,575 [Netflix start-up sound playing] 280 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:38,968 [clicks] 281 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:42,011 All by myself 47. 282 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:45,449 Shitballs. 283 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:51,586 No. Cock-bollocking fuck-bubbles! 284 00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,332 [Bridget growls] 285 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,725 [Bridget] Literally everyone else in the whole country 286 00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:00,032 is laughing uproariously with their partners 287 00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,948 while watching Netflix and having sex. 288 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,385 You don't want to wallow in it, darling. 289 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,735 [Bridget] And there they are again. 290 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:10,869 All the voices, all the advice. 291 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,958 You gotta wallow in it, Bridge. Wallow. 292 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:16,962 Grieve. G-R-E-I-V-E. 293 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:20,487 [Laughing] It's I-E. It's not E-I. 294 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:24,100 No, it's, "I before E except after C." 295 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,623 Yes, exactly. 296 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:28,800 God, you really are such a T-W-T-A. 297 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,410 - [Tom] A what? - [Shaz laughs] 298 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,294 [Bridget] The thing about advice is, 299 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:36,068 no one tells you the same thing twice. 300 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:39,289 Bridget, you've got to put the children first. 301 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:42,901 [Bridget] Uh-huh. Thank you, Magda. Yes. 302 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,686 Put the children first. 303 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:46,992 Sod the children. 304 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:49,952 Put your own oxygen mask on first. 305 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,868 [Bridget] Right. Oxygen mask. 306 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,217 Got it. 307 00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,132 One thing's for certain, Bridge. 308 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,612 Forget about sex. [Hiccups] Oh. 309 00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,266 [Bridget] OK. 310 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,138 No sex. 311 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,227 You need to have a lot of sex. 312 00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:07,404 Yeah. Why don't you come back to work? 313 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:11,448 [Bridget] Thank you, Richard. I'll bear that in mind. 314 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:27,119 But as my dad said just before he died, 315 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:30,035 the big question is... 316 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,991 Can you survive? 317 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,038 I think so. 318 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,432 I have to. 319 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:41,652 I'm trying. 320 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,484 It's not enough to survive. You've got to live. 321 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,010 Is that the Dalai Lama? 322 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:53,929 It's Harry Styles, I think. 323 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,365 - [Door opens] - [Bridget's mother] Colin. 324 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:58,020 - Is that a sausage? - What sausage? 325 00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:01,762 Bridget, you know what the doctor said about saturated fats. 326 00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:05,937 Pam, could you take a photograph of us? Me and Bridget. 327 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:10,594 Um... 328 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:15,341 Colin, try not to do that with your chin. 329 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,175 I'm not doing anything with my chin. 330 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:24,043 Promise me you'll live, Bridget. 331 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,742 Smile! 332 00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:35,837 [Shutter clicks] 333 00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:01,471 [sighs] 334 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:23,102 ["Modern Love" playing] 335 00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:31,849 [Bridget] Bridget Jones, it's time to live. 336 00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,202 ♪ I know when to go out ♪ 337 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:38,856 ♪ Know when to stay in ♪ 338 00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,468 ♪ Get things done ♪ 339 00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,999 ♪ I catch a paper boy ♪ 340 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:51,046 ♪ But things Don't really change ♪ 341 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,352 ♪ I'm standing in the wind ♪ 342 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:56,091 ♪ But I never wave bye-bye ♪ 343 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:57,962 [Yawns] 344 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,096 ♪ But I try ♪ 345 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,707 ♪ I try ♪ 346 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:08,585 ♪ Never gonna fall for ♪ 347 00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:09,673 ♪ Modern love ♪ 348 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,327 ♪ Walks beside me ♪ 349 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:12,458 ♪ Modern love ♪ 350 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:13,764 ♪ Walks on by ♪ 351 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,026 ♪ Modern love ♪ 352 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,114 ♪ Gets me to ♪ 353 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,161 ♪ The church on time ♪ 354 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,510 ♪ Church on time ♪ 355 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:21,946 ♪ Terrifies me ♪ 356 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,078 ♪ Church on time ♪ 357 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,383 ♪ Makes me party ♪ 358 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,906 ♪ Church on time ♪ 359 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:29,606 ♪ Puts my trust in God and man ♪ 360 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:30,781 ♪ God and man ♪ 361 00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,217 ♪ No confession ♪ 362 00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:33,566 ♪ God and man ♪ 363 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:34,828 ♪ No religion ♪ 364 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,352 ♪ God and man ♪ 365 00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:40,004 ♪ Don't believe in modern love ♪ 366 00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:18,263 ♪ It's not really work ♪ 367 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:20,396 ♪ It's just the power to charm ♪ 368 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,181 ♪ I'm still standing in The wind ♪ 369 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:26,225 ♪ But I never wave bye-bye ♪ 370 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,968 ♪ But I try ♪ 371 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,623 ♪ I try ♪ 372 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:37,674 ♪ Never gonna fall for ♪ 373 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,154 ♪ Modern love ♪ 374 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,503 ♪ Walks beside me ♪ 375 00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:41,765 ♪ Modern love ♪ 376 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:42,940 ♪ Walks on by ♪ 377 00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,071 ♪ Modern love ♪ 378 00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:46,248 ♪ Gets me to the church ♪ 379 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,901 ♪ On time ♪ 380 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,425 ♪ Modern love... ♪ 381 00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:51,166 [Bridget] Right. You've got your pencil case, 382 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,993 your lunch, your homework? 383 00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:54,604 - Your keys? - [Bridget] Ooh. 384 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,693 - [Mabel blows recorder] - Well, 385 00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:59,478 you've definitely got your recorder so that's good. 386 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,959 Your lovely picture of a spaceship. 387 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:04,001 It's a cat. 388 00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:06,877 Oh, yes. Of course it is, darling. 389 00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,357 What paints did you use? 390 00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:11,229 I used the lipsticks with the C's on them. 391 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,883 - Oh. So creative. - Handbag? 392 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,667 Oh, fuck a duck. 393 00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:16,016 [Postman] Hello, Billy. 394 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,192 [Billy] Morning. 395 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,845 [Postman] Hello, Mabel. 396 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:19,933 Morning, Bridget. 397 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:21,021 Hi. 398 00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:22,588 Just the usual crap. 399 00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:25,284 Are you going to be my new daddy? 400 00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:29,116 - [Child one] No, Mum! - [Child two] No! Mum! 401 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,466 When I signed up for having children, 402 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:31,945 I did not sign up to be ruled by 403 00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:33,860 a gaggle of computer crackheads. 404 00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:35,253 Well, guess what? 405 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,560 I've had you, I've brought you up, 406 00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,779 and I've changed my mind! 407 00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:43,522 [Children] No! No, no, no! 408 00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:46,438 Don't you touch those or I'll fucking enter you in Squid Game. 409 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:47,526 Here, darling. 410 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,224 - Come, come. - Mum! 411 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,051 Why don't we ever say hello? 412 00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:53,837 [Bridget] Oh. Important life lesson, darling. 413 00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:55,966 Never meet your heroes. 414 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:03,716 [Bridget] Starting today, will not set things on fire, 415 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:07,851 will responsibly reset passwords not to include the word "fuckwit," 416 00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:11,507 and will not be frightened of the school mums... 417 00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:13,073 Hi. 418 00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:16,729 ...In particular, Perfect Nicolette... 419 00:22:16,813 --> 00:22:18,209 [Whistle blows] 420 00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:20,559 ...with her perfect twins. 421 00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:22,474 [Whistle blowing] 422 00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:25,390 Move the car! There's no parking in front of the school. 423 00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:27,087 - How are you? - What? 424 00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:29,394 I-I thought you were in LA. 425 00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:32,702 - Right. - Mr Walliker? 426 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:35,705 Mr Walliker, Eros tells me he hasn't been selected for the choir for some reason. 427 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:37,663 - Correct. - Well, how can that be? 428 00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:40,013 Because he can't sing. Anything else, Mrs Soltani-Watkins? 429 00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:43,147 Mr Walliker, if you have failed to recognise Eros's obvious talents, 430 00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:44,931 - that's hardly his fault. - It's really quite simple. 431 00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:47,804 The choir, like everything else in nature, is chosen on merit. 432 00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:49,936 Yeah, natural selection. 433 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:52,374 If Eros wants to put in the work, he's welcome to audition again. 434 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,376 If you'll excuse me. [Blows whistle] Bike! 435 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,160 - Bike! Not there. Not there. - [Scoffs] 436 00:22:56,244 --> 00:22:57,683 Who's that? 437 00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,946 Oh. New science teacher. Mr Walliker. 438 00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:01,180 [Bridget] Instant hero. 439 00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:02,906 Unbelievably rude. 440 00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:04,255 He's awful. 441 00:23:04,339 --> 00:23:06,733 Move along, please. Right away! 442 00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:10,957 You two! This isn't a stroll on the heath. 443 00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:14,831 You don't see me unfolding deck chairs and unwrapping sandwiches, do you? 444 00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:17,703 Move it inside! It's choir in eight minutes. 445 00:23:17,787 --> 00:23:20,184 Mr Walliker. Hello. 446 00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:21,751 I don't believe we've met. 447 00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:23,187 I'm Billy Darcy's mum. 448 00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:25,755 The boy about to be diagnosed with tinnitus. 449 00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:28,061 The whistle is an essential tool, Mrs Darcy. 450 00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:30,368 Mmm. An essential tool? 451 00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,846 What an apt description. [Chuckles] 452 00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:36,809 [blows whistle] Eros! Atticus! 453 00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:39,682 If you're late, you will regret it for the rest of your days. 454 00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:41,566 - [Eros, Atticus whimper] - Sorry, sir! 455 00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:45,249 [Bell rings] 456 00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:48,905 No! 457 00:23:49,993 --> 00:23:51,346 She'll be back later. 458 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,825 We have a doctor's appointment. 459 00:23:52,909 --> 00:23:54,389 I've got worms! 460 00:23:55,782 --> 00:23:57,653 Why is your granny wearing pyjamas? 461 00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:01,309 [Bridget] That went well. 462 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,186 "G-O-N-O" -- 463 00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:07,927 [Bridget] That's lovely, darling. 464 00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:09,581 - "R-H"... - There you go. 465 00:24:09,665 --> 00:24:11,627 One tablet a day for the entire family, 466 00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:14,847 and if her itching doesn't stop, I suggest you get rid of that cat. 467 00:24:14,931 --> 00:24:17,110 [Clears throat] Have you got some help yet? 468 00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:19,199 I know it doesn't look it, but really, 469 00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:21,767 - I've got it all in hand. - No, it doesn't look it. 470 00:24:21,851 --> 00:24:24,901 Apart from anything else, I'm a gynaecologist, not a paediatrician. 471 00:24:24,985 --> 00:24:28,687 And whilst I'm happy to step in, you do take my point. 472 00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:32,125 If you say "oxygen mask" to me again, I will hit you with this handbag. 473 00:24:32,209 --> 00:24:33,692 I am not afraid of handbags. 474 00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:35,825 You need something else to do. 475 00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:38,218 You need a reason to get out of those pyjamas. 476 00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:40,307 Well, fashion's never really been your thing. 477 00:24:40,391 --> 00:24:42,440 - Rude. - Pyjamas are all the rage in Milan. 478 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:45,791 Bridget, in spite of all objective evidence to the contrary, 479 00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:47,793 you are a bright, talented, brilliant woman. 480 00:24:47,877 --> 00:24:50,187 And my professional advice to you is this. 481 00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:51,621 - You need-- - No. No, no, no. 482 00:24:51,664 --> 00:24:53,146 Please don't tell me to go and have sex. 483 00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:54,539 Oh, good Lord, no. 484 00:24:54,623 --> 00:24:56,585 [Scoffs] No. 485 00:24:56,669 --> 00:24:59,152 Read a book. Clean out the kitchen drawers. 486 00:24:59,236 --> 00:25:01,328 Leave the pink bits well enough alone. 487 00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:02,678 You'll be ready when you're ready. 488 00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:05,550 No, my professional advice to you is this: 489 00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:08,031 go back to work. 490 00:25:08,115 --> 00:25:09,551 And how's your love life? 491 00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:12,078 On fire. 492 00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:15,644 "Sy-P-Lis." 493 00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:22,175 - [Bridget] Mmm. - Syphilis. Mabel, Syphilis. 494 00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:23,263 Syphilis. 495 00:25:23,347 --> 00:25:25,831 Mmm. Very good. Very good. 496 00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:28,921 And there's some delicious vegetarian alternatives here too. 497 00:25:29,005 --> 00:25:30,575 [Both chuckle] 498 00:25:30,659 --> 00:25:33,360 Floods, fires and famine. 499 00:25:33,444 --> 00:25:36,363 As the world teeters on the edge of climate catastrophe, 500 00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:39,105 sausages aren't the only thing we are grilling today. 501 00:25:39,189 --> 00:25:43,109 Environment Secretary Sarah Givens joins us after the break. 502 00:25:43,193 --> 00:25:45,634 [Theme music playing on TV] 503 00:25:45,718 --> 00:25:47,113 [phone rings] 504 00:25:47,197 --> 00:25:48,463 Hi. 505 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,638 Oh, thank God you picked up. 506 00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:51,770 - [Spits] - What's the matter? 507 00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:54,120 They've got the bloody Environment Secretary on in 45 seconds 508 00:25:54,204 --> 00:25:57,036 and they've got me asking her questions about bloody tea bags. 509 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,220 "What's the best way to recycle tea bags?" 510 00:25:59,296 --> 00:26:01,127 "Can you clean surfaces with tea"... 511 00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:02,215 I need you, Bridget! 512 00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:04,043 OK. Uh... 513 00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:06,045 Ask her... [gasps] 514 00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:08,352 Ask her why there were no tax breaks for renewable energy 515 00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:10,093 - in last week's budget. - Brilliant. 516 00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:12,878 She'll fob you off with some crap about economic constraints 517 00:26:12,962 --> 00:26:16,926 and then you nail her on oil and gas companies ring-fencing their profits. 518 00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:19,450 - Yes, I do. - [Chuckles] She'll flap! 519 00:26:19,534 --> 00:26:23,019 And then you nuke her arse on the government's support for fracking. 520 00:26:23,103 --> 00:26:24,455 [Gasps] Ooh. 521 00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:26,196 I fracking love you, Bridget Jones. 522 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,980 - Hi, Bridge. - Yes! 523 00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:31,723 Oh, oh, oh! Do try to find out about the tea bags though. 524 00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:34,007 - Love you. Bye. Bye. - Love you. Bye! [kisses] 525 00:26:35,898 --> 00:26:37,120 Welcome back. 526 00:26:37,204 --> 00:26:38,643 Our next guest is 527 00:26:38,727 --> 00:26:40,819 Environment Secretary Sarah Givens. 528 00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:45,650 Sarah, budget, tax breaks, fracking. 529 00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:47,565 Justify. 530 00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:49,042 And no fob-off! 531 00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:55,617 Could you please put me through to Richard Finch's office? 532 00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:57,616 My name's Bridget Jones. 533 00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:01,097 Yeah. I'll hold. Thanks. 534 00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:05,493 [Sighs] 535 00:27:09,932 --> 00:27:11,499 [video game beeps] 536 00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:19,463 Billy, I want to watch SpongeBob. 537 00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:22,252 Billy, come off that, please. 538 00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:23,736 You've had your screen time. 539 00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:26,473 One, two... 540 00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:27,997 But, Mummy, it's Sunday. 541 00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:29,041 No. 542 00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,225 Can I watch SpongeBob? 543 00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:32,828 May I watch SpongeBob. 544 00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:34,351 Yes? 545 00:27:34,435 --> 00:27:36,440 No, you've got to say, "may I," not "can I." 546 00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:37,746 May I watch SpongeBob? 547 00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:40,096 - No. - But, Mummy! 548 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:42,011 No, no, no, no. 549 00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:44,622 No more screens, either of you. 550 00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:47,103 Screens have been proven to shorten attention spans and... 551 00:27:47,187 --> 00:27:48,757 - [Phone chimes] - Ooh! 552 00:27:48,841 --> 00:27:50,541 No. 553 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,761 Will you come and practise cricket with me in the garden? 554 00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:55,198 Mummy really needs to work, darling. Why don't you play with Mabel? 555 00:27:55,282 --> 00:27:58,114 She refuses to hit the ball. She says she feels sorry for Ball-y. 556 00:27:58,198 --> 00:27:59,855 Ball-y. 557 00:27:59,939 --> 00:28:01,465 Darling, please go and play cricket with Billy. 558 00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:03,594 I may not! 559 00:28:05,422 --> 00:28:06,772 [Video game beeps continue] 560 00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:15,479 Is it too much to ask to get some bloody peace all by my bloody self 561 00:28:15,563 --> 00:28:17,437 for five bloody minutes? 562 00:28:17,521 --> 00:28:19,222 [Billy] Internet's down! 563 00:28:19,306 --> 00:28:20,963 [Mabel] I want to watch SpongeBob. 564 00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:23,052 Tell Billy it's my turn. 565 00:28:23,136 --> 00:28:26,882 - [Billy] Mummy! - I don't want to be a mummy right now. 566 00:28:26,966 --> 00:28:28,535 [Billy] You had it for ages! 567 00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:31,190 [Mabel] I didn't even have it today. It's my turn! 568 00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:32,583 - [Billy] Mummy! - [Bridget screams] 569 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:34,106 [Billy] There's no Internet! 570 00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:36,805 I just want to sit down 571 00:28:36,889 --> 00:28:41,461 in echoing silence on my own for one moment. 572 00:28:41,545 --> 00:28:44,029 - [Billy] Mummy! Mummy! - Just shut up! 573 00:28:44,113 --> 00:28:45,071 [Clamouring stops] 574 00:28:51,381 --> 00:28:52,643 [music playing] 575 00:28:54,210 --> 00:28:55,824 [cartoon character one] Shark bait! 576 00:28:55,908 --> 00:28:57,173 Come and get it! 577 00:28:57,257 --> 00:28:58,740 - [Billy chuckles] - [chuckles] 578 00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:00,219 [cartoon character two] Okay. You asked for it! 579 00:29:00,303 --> 00:29:01,612 Miranda? 580 00:29:01,696 --> 00:29:03,005 All right, Bridge? 581 00:29:03,089 --> 00:29:05,311 What're you doing here? 582 00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:08,445 So I was reading the newspaper in Soho House 583 00:29:08,529 --> 00:29:12,623 and it was so, so quiet, you know? 584 00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:15,191 I just miss all this. 585 00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:20,892 Off milk, stuff, clutter, children, life. 586 00:29:20,976 --> 00:29:22,459 Plenty of that here. 587 00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:23,993 You don't have any champagne. 588 00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:25,636 Top tip: 589 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,987 always keep a cold bottle of champagne 590 00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:30,899 in the fridge for emergencies. 591 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,731 That's excellent advice. 592 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,124 Cards on the table, 593 00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:38,562 I'm thinking of unfreezing my eggs. 594 00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:41,565 Apparently, everyone is going to Denmark 595 00:29:41,649 --> 00:29:42,871 to get sperm. 596 00:29:42,955 --> 00:29:44,350 - Oh. - Yeah. 597 00:29:44,434 --> 00:29:47,527 But I want what you have. All of this. 598 00:29:47,611 --> 00:29:51,793 But Soho House and-and Sunday papers and cold champagne-- 599 00:29:51,877 --> 00:29:53,272 You're free, Bridge. 600 00:29:53,356 --> 00:29:56,449 You're liberated from the tyranny of this. 601 00:29:56,533 --> 00:29:59,714 Do you know how many dating apps I use? 602 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,063 Could you look sexy? 603 00:30:01,147 --> 00:30:02,717 Well, I mean... 604 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:06,155 I might still brush up OK given enough time. 605 00:30:06,239 --> 00:30:07,286 No, I mean for this photo. 606 00:30:07,370 --> 00:30:08,461 [Shutter clicks] 607 00:30:08,545 --> 00:30:09,845 I've set you up on Tinder. 608 00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:11,769 - What? - You're welcome. 609 00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:14,032 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - Well, I've popped you down as a widow. 610 00:30:14,116 --> 00:30:16,078 It's so much more romantic and singular. 611 00:30:16,162 --> 00:30:18,950 We all agree it's what you need. 612 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:21,344 [Mabel] What's Tinder? 613 00:30:21,428 --> 00:30:22,737 It's... 614 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,740 Such a lovely day. 615 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:29,482 Who wants to, um, go to the heath? 616 00:30:29,566 --> 00:30:31,746 - No, I don't wanna go! - No, SpongeBob! 617 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,139 Oh, OK. That's no problem. 618 00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:35,575 Uh, sure. 619 00:30:35,659 --> 00:30:37,316 Um, you stay here, 620 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:42,931 and I'll just, uh, take these chocolate buttons. Ooh! 621 00:30:43,015 --> 00:30:46,238 - Let's go, nutters! - Can't wait! 622 00:30:46,322 --> 00:30:48,822 Children and fresh air and white chocolate buttons. 623 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,243 - I feel like Julie Andrews! - [Phone beeps] 624 00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:53,077 Oh! I just got matched with someone. 625 00:30:53,155 --> 00:30:54,681 Sorry, Mabel, could you just get off, actually, 626 00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:56,265 cause you're killing my back. 627 00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:59,988 Uh, he's on a street corner... In a van. 628 00:31:02,512 --> 00:31:04,996 - He looks like Jason Statham... - Mmm. 629 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,650 ...If you squint. 630 00:31:06,734 --> 00:31:08,173 In a bit, Bridge. 631 00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:09,566 Bye, kids. See you. 632 00:31:09,650 --> 00:31:11,260 - [Both] Bye! - Bye. 633 00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:14,151 [Makes whooshing noise] 634 00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:21,360 [Bridget] Oh, how everything calms down once you're outside in blue skies 635 00:31:21,444 --> 00:31:24,929 turning the children into biddable lemurs. 636 00:31:25,013 --> 00:31:29,020 Will obviously delete Tinder immediately. 637 00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:31,367 But perhaps a very quick look first. 638 00:31:37,286 --> 00:31:38,287 Keith? 639 00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,160 Who are you, Keith? 640 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,909 [Gasps] Feel suddenly exposed to whole new world hiding in plain sight 641 00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:49,867 like Narnia through back of wardrobe, 642 00:31:49,951 --> 00:31:52,696 but with lion and witch shagging. 643 00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:55,525 [Billy] Mummy! Mabel's stuck up the tree! 644 00:31:55,609 --> 00:31:57,657 - How'd she get up there? - [Mabel] Mummy! 645 00:31:57,741 --> 00:31:58,786 Coming! 646 00:32:00,179 --> 00:32:01,093 [Gasps] 647 00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:04,403 Okay. 648 00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:06,666 No, it's... it's all right. 649 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:09,710 - [Billy] I can't get down either. - It's all right. I'm here. 650 00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:12,020 Uh. 651 00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:13,978 [Walliker] Billy. Is that you? 652 00:32:14,062 --> 00:32:16,154 Oh, no. It's Mr Walliker. 653 00:32:16,238 --> 00:32:18,113 Everything all right, Mrs Darcy? 654 00:32:18,197 --> 00:32:20,898 [Sighs] Yep. Super. 655 00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:22,682 Just climbing a tree. 656 00:32:22,766 --> 00:32:24,380 - I can see that. - [Bridget chuckles] 657 00:32:24,464 --> 00:32:25,511 Having fun? 658 00:32:25,595 --> 00:32:27,687 Yes. Yeah, this is really fun. 659 00:32:27,771 --> 00:32:28,859 [Breathes heavily] 660 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,649 - You sure you don't need a hand? - No, no. 661 00:32:32,733 --> 00:32:34,477 As Einstein said, 662 00:32:34,561 --> 00:32:37,697 "What goes up must come down." 663 00:32:37,781 --> 00:32:39,482 - Newton. - Yes. 664 00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:41,571 Newton. [chuckles] 665 00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:43,138 We're going to die! 666 00:32:43,222 --> 00:32:45,792 No, we're not going to die. We're having fun. 667 00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:47,969 [Bridget] We are definitely going to die. 668 00:32:48,053 --> 00:32:50,446 Clearly you've got this nicely in hand. 669 00:32:51,491 --> 00:32:53,319 Look, there's a policeman. 670 00:32:56,844 --> 00:32:58,370 [Bridget] Oh, my God. 671 00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:00,543 I've climbed a magical man tree. 672 00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:02,766 - Are you stuck? - [Mabel] Yes! 673 00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:04,724 No. [chuckles] 674 00:33:04,808 --> 00:33:06,985 - Do they need help? - Apparently not. 675 00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:10,945 So, I'll... I'll be off then. 676 00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:12,555 Bye-bye. 677 00:33:15,863 --> 00:33:17,912 Okay. I'll be off too. 678 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,088 Don't go away. 679 00:33:20,172 --> 00:33:22,351 [Bridget] No, seriously. Don't go away. 680 00:33:22,435 --> 00:33:24,785 Hang on. I'm coming. 681 00:33:25,829 --> 00:33:27,008 [Heath ranger] Okay. Coming up. 682 00:33:27,092 --> 00:33:28,789 [Straining] 683 00:33:29,790 --> 00:33:30,794 Uh... 684 00:33:30,878 --> 00:33:32,665 Hello. 685 00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:34,549 [Heath ranger] Okay, just... Hang on. 686 00:33:35,796 --> 00:33:37,580 - [Grunting] - [Bridget strains] 687 00:33:39,756 --> 00:33:40,673 Hello. 688 00:33:40,757 --> 00:33:41,805 Hi, mate. 689 00:33:41,889 --> 00:33:43,339 - Hi, what's your name? - Mabel. 690 00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:45,417 - Mabel. - I can't jump down. 691 00:33:45,501 --> 00:33:46,592 [Mabel chuckles] 692 00:33:46,676 --> 00:33:48,855 Okay. Well, you sit down there. 693 00:33:48,939 --> 00:33:51,939 You get comfy, and I'm gonna go down there and catch you, OK? 694 00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:54,905 - Okay, you ready? - Yeah. 695 00:33:54,989 --> 00:33:56,907 Three, two, one, go! 696 00:33:56,991 --> 00:33:59,841 - [Mabel] I did it! - [Heath ranger] I've got you. Well done. 697 00:33:59,863 --> 00:34:01,520 All right, big man. Your turn. 698 00:34:01,604 --> 00:34:04,349 Okay. You got this, mate. There we go. 699 00:34:04,433 --> 00:34:05,785 - Next foot. - [Bridget] That's it, darling. 700 00:34:05,869 --> 00:34:07,962 [Heath ranger] And I've got you. [Grunts] 701 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,615 Okay, Mum. 702 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:11,095 - Okay. - [Squeals] 703 00:34:11,179 --> 00:34:12,329 There we go. [chuckles] 704 00:34:12,398 --> 00:34:13,706 - Okay. - Okay. 705 00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:14,878 - [Chuckles] - [grunts] 706 00:34:16,097 --> 00:34:17,707 - You all right? - [Chuckling] Yes. 707 00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:20,058 Yes. [chuckles] 708 00:34:20,971 --> 00:34:22,103 Okay. 709 00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:24,105 Thank you. 710 00:34:26,238 --> 00:34:27,546 Thank you. 711 00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:28,501 It's all right. 712 00:34:30,242 --> 00:34:32,896 Uh, I'm Roxby. But you can call me Roxster. 713 00:34:33,984 --> 00:34:35,032 Bridget Jones. 714 00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:36,729 But you can call her Mummy. 715 00:34:36,813 --> 00:34:38,989 Hmm. Okay. 716 00:34:39,686 --> 00:34:40,687 [Roxster] Oh. 717 00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:43,571 I think this is yours. 718 00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:47,128 Thanks. 719 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,613 Anything else I can help with? 720 00:34:50,697 --> 00:34:51,831 [Bridget] God, yes. 721 00:34:51,915 --> 00:34:52,960 No. 722 00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:55,400 Okay. 723 00:34:55,484 --> 00:34:57,704 It's nice to meet you, Roxy. [Chuckles] 724 00:34:58,487 --> 00:34:59,532 It's Roxster. 725 00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:01,711 [Both chuckle] 726 00:35:01,795 --> 00:35:04,580 You too, Bridget Jones. 727 00:35:10,978 --> 00:35:13,766 [Bridget] Now obsessed with tree-rescuing Adonis 728 00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:18,162 and reentering world of flirting simultaneously with workforce. 729 00:35:18,246 --> 00:35:21,078 - Mrs Darcy. - Mr Walliker. 730 00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:24,864 Weapon at the ready, I see. [Chuckles] 731 00:35:24,948 --> 00:35:28,216 Good to see you managed to extricate yourself from that tree. 732 00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:30,653 Oh, yes. It's the children's favourite game. 733 00:35:30,737 --> 00:35:34,831 We're completely obsessed with the outdoors in our house. [Chuckles] 734 00:35:34,915 --> 00:35:37,877 Well, I'll have to put you down for our Outward Bound trip next term. 735 00:35:37,961 --> 00:35:39,488 Sounds like it'd be right up your street. 736 00:35:39,572 --> 00:35:40,924 [Bridget] Fucking fuck. 737 00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:43,187 Yeah. Good. 738 00:35:43,271 --> 00:35:45,926 Do you have my slime? I promised I'd show Cosmata. 739 00:35:47,884 --> 00:35:49,103 Oh. 740 00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:52,805 [Mabel] Hey, those are mine. 741 00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:54,326 Give them to me. 742 00:35:55,501 --> 00:35:56,679 [Mabel strains] 743 00:35:56,763 --> 00:35:59,769 They are actually hers. 744 00:35:59,853 --> 00:36:01,115 Well, in that case... 745 00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:05,601 [Bell rings] 746 00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:07,298 [Perfect Nicolette] Bridget! 747 00:36:07,382 --> 00:36:09,036 You're dressed properly. 748 00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:11,085 Odd. 749 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,043 Heading to a meeting. 750 00:36:13,127 --> 00:36:15,350 Thinking about going back to my old job. 751 00:36:15,434 --> 00:36:18,483 Oh, a job. Oh, I'll put you down for Jobs Day then. 752 00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:20,355 [Bridget] Fucking fuckety fuck fuck. 753 00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:22,661 Yes, absolutely. 754 00:36:22,745 --> 00:36:25,577 [Speaking French] Celestine, merci. C'est gentil. 755 00:36:25,661 --> 00:36:27,927 Actually, do you mind tidying this up a little bit? 756 00:36:28,011 --> 00:36:29,538 Sure. 757 00:36:29,622 --> 00:36:31,322 Uh, what about the children? Do you have a nanny? 758 00:36:31,406 --> 00:36:32,758 Not yet. 759 00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:35,326 Oh, I've got the perfect person. She's excellent. 760 00:36:35,410 --> 00:36:37,415 She's very pretty, but that doesn't matter, Bridget, 761 00:36:37,499 --> 00:36:39,678 because you don't have a husband, 762 00:36:39,762 --> 00:36:42,464 so it's absolutely immaterial how pretty and perfect she is. [Chuckles] 763 00:36:42,548 --> 00:36:44,683 - Sounds good. - There we go. 764 00:36:44,767 --> 00:36:46,859 - Francesca. - Sorry. 765 00:36:46,943 --> 00:36:48,296 Wonderful. 766 00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:50,515 It's nothing. I just threw it together. 767 00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:51,777 - Ah. - [Kisses] 768 00:36:51,861 --> 00:36:53,863 Bridget? Your donation? 769 00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:55,868 You didn't forget? 770 00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:58,654 No. [chuckles] 771 00:36:58,738 --> 00:37:01,570 Certainly not. [chuckles] 772 00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:04,529 Uh, let's see. 773 00:37:04,613 --> 00:37:05,832 Here we are. 774 00:37:07,529 --> 00:37:09,055 Hummus. 775 00:37:09,139 --> 00:37:10,619 And, uh... 776 00:37:16,103 --> 00:37:18,326 [Perfect Nicolette] Rice cakes. 777 00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:22,156 And look, they've even been opened already. 778 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,635 [Chuckles] 779 00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:25,637 - Lovely. - [Phone beeps] 780 00:37:25,721 --> 00:37:29,250 Ah. Her name's Chloe, and she'll be with you at 6:30. 781 00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:30,294 [Whistle blows] 782 00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:31,861 Raef! India! Get inside. 783 00:37:31,945 --> 00:37:33,468 That's enough chatting. 784 00:37:35,470 --> 00:37:36,732 Bridget Jones. 785 00:37:37,603 --> 00:37:38,691 Thank you. 786 00:38:10,549 --> 00:38:11,727 Four. 787 00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:12,768 [Elevator] Four. 788 00:38:27,174 --> 00:38:30,267 - Three. - [Elevator] Three. 789 00:38:30,351 --> 00:38:32,310 Thank you. 790 00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:36,099 [Bridget] This is Bridget Jones about to 791 00:38:36,183 --> 00:38:39,621 go into an actual in-person meeting. 792 00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:43,976 - Brenda Jones? - Oh, actually, it's-- 793 00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:46,936 Bridget Jones, there you are. Excellent. Quick, come with me. 794 00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:48,935 - Thank you, Lizzie. - Thanks. 795 00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:52,330 Good to see ya. How have you been? 796 00:38:53,722 --> 00:38:55,336 You look hot. 797 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:57,773 Oh. Thank you, Richard. [Chuckles] 798 00:38:57,857 --> 00:39:01,080 But I think you'll find that sort of language is a little outmoded 799 00:39:01,164 --> 00:39:03,257 - in the workplace. - No, I mean flustered. 800 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,291 Are you going through the, uh, you know? 801 00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:10,699 Bridget, let me introduce you to Talitha. 802 00:39:10,783 --> 00:39:14,268 [Talitha] Richard, what am I supposed to do with this, huh? 803 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,139 Does it climb? Does it stand on one leg? 804 00:39:16,223 --> 00:39:18,794 Does it do cartwheels? It's a tortoise. It doesn't do anything. 805 00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:21,100 [Producer] He can't pull out. Who the fuck does he think he is? 806 00:39:21,184 --> 00:39:23,320 Arrogant, self-important prick. 807 00:39:23,404 --> 00:39:26,541 Tell that selfish arsehole he can rot in hell. 808 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,412 The Dalai Lama's cancelled. 809 00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:30,371 Twat. Shit. 810 00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:33,504 Okay, we've got an hour till we're on air. 811 00:39:33,588 --> 00:39:35,245 We need a replacement. Let me make a call. 812 00:39:35,329 --> 00:39:36,768 I do Krav Maga with Fergie. 813 00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:38,292 Duchess or Black Eyed Pea? 814 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,598 Duchess. She could be here in 45. 815 00:39:40,682 --> 00:39:44,254 Talitha, meet Bridget Jones. Best producer we've ever had. 816 00:39:44,338 --> 00:39:45,342 [Bridget] Oh. 817 00:39:45,426 --> 00:39:47,083 I'm sure you're very good too. 818 00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,302 Huge fan. 819 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:49,564 Hold this. 820 00:39:49,648 --> 00:39:51,653 Loved your early work from Chechnya. 821 00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:54,917 [Chuckles] Now I'm doing features on incontinent tortoises. 822 00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:56,266 Fergie. 823 00:39:56,350 --> 00:39:58,007 Are those glutes burning up? 824 00:39:58,091 --> 00:39:59,005 Hello. 825 00:39:59,048 --> 00:40:01,184 - Hey. Sorry. - Right. 826 00:40:01,268 --> 00:40:04,666 Uh, right. Let's get rid of this set, please, now! 827 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:06,668 So, what do you think? 828 00:40:06,752 --> 00:40:08,322 Can we lure you back? 829 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,411 [Talitha] Fergie's in. 830 00:40:10,495 --> 00:40:13,718 Does anyone know how to get tortoise piss out of silk? 831 00:40:13,802 --> 00:40:16,239 Blotting and mild detergent. 832 00:40:17,153 --> 00:40:18,503 When can I start? 833 00:40:21,027 --> 00:40:23,685 [Bridget] Am rejoining ranks of London's employed 834 00:40:23,769 --> 00:40:27,384 and meaningfully contributing to society. 835 00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:32,128 Can walk with head held high and be role model for Billy and Mabel, 836 00:40:32,212 --> 00:40:36,869 saving them from otherwise certain future as alcoholic wards of the state. 837 00:40:39,132 --> 00:40:42,094 [Pamela] It's super that the television's invited you back. 838 00:40:42,178 --> 00:40:44,706 Of course, I always stayed at home when you were little. 839 00:40:44,790 --> 00:40:45,663 [Bridget] Classic Mum. 840 00:40:45,747 --> 00:40:47,273 Can't really talk, Mum. 841 00:40:47,357 --> 00:40:49,406 I've got to tidy up before the nanny gets here. 842 00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:50,886 A nanny? Really? 843 00:40:50,970 --> 00:40:54,498 Mummy doesn't love us anymore. Ow! 844 00:40:54,582 --> 00:40:57,371 [Bridget] Ever since Mum and Una moved into Audsley House, 845 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,982 the retirement home we have to pretend is a hotel, 846 00:41:00,066 --> 00:41:01,723 the phone calls have been the same. 847 00:41:01,807 --> 00:41:04,203 [Una] Any men on the horizon, Bridget? 848 00:41:04,287 --> 00:41:07,381 Well, there's got to be someone. Some people don't mind a widow. 849 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,078 [Bridget] Stings a bit. 850 00:41:09,162 --> 00:41:11,123 [Pamela] Beggars can't be choosers, Bridget. 851 00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:14,213 And now, look, we're in the hotel kitchen 852 00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:16,999 - doing salmon in the sous vide. - [Phone beeps] 853 00:41:17,083 --> 00:41:19,218 I mean, it's basically boil-in-the-bag, 854 00:41:19,302 --> 00:41:21,569 but everybody's doing it these days. 855 00:41:21,653 --> 00:41:24,093 [Bridget] Roxster. Definite development. 856 00:41:24,177 --> 00:41:25,747 [Mum] Cooking's never really been your thing. 857 00:41:25,831 --> 00:41:28,227 - [Doorbell rings] - Oh, must go. Bye, Mum! 858 00:41:28,311 --> 00:41:29,315 [Pamela] Bye, bye. 859 00:41:29,399 --> 00:41:30,792 Oh, God, it's her. 860 00:41:33,621 --> 00:41:35,057 Hi, I'm Chloe. 861 00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:37,233 Hello. 862 00:41:38,844 --> 00:41:40,501 [Bridget] What the actual fuck? 863 00:41:40,585 --> 00:41:43,068 She looks like a film star. 864 00:41:43,152 --> 00:41:44,722 Chloe, this is Mabel. 865 00:41:44,806 --> 00:41:47,464 Look, I can play the recorder with my nose. 866 00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:49,074 [Plays recorder] 867 00:41:49,158 --> 00:41:51,599 Children, this is Chloe. 868 00:41:51,683 --> 00:41:53,601 She's going to come and help with everything. 869 00:41:53,685 --> 00:41:55,429 Nicolette mentioned it would be a challenge, 870 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,518 - but I've certainly seen worse. - Oh. 871 00:41:57,602 --> 00:42:00,651 Oh, and this is Billy, the science genius. 872 00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:04,438 Ooh, we mustn't pigeonhole children. It adds undue pressure. 873 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,570 Have you read How To Raise a Self-Driven Child? 874 00:42:06,654 --> 00:42:08,224 Oh, yes. It's-It's on my list, 875 00:42:08,308 --> 00:42:11,488 so do not spoil the ending. [Chuckles] 876 00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:13,316 Oh, not to worry, Billy. 877 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,231 It's not about the result. It's about the journey. 878 00:42:15,315 --> 00:42:17,494 There's something to learn whether you get an A or a C. 879 00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:20,929 [Chuckles] Billy has never had a C in... 880 00:42:22,017 --> 00:42:22,844 Who did this? 881 00:42:22,888 --> 00:42:24,893 Mr Walliker. 882 00:42:24,977 --> 00:42:28,287 I drew the earth and the atmosphere, and I put heaven over the top. 883 00:42:28,371 --> 00:42:31,377 And Mr Walliker said that heaven was a religious construct. 884 00:42:31,461 --> 00:42:32,857 And he gave me a C. 885 00:42:32,941 --> 00:42:34,946 [Gasps] Well, Mr Walliker 886 00:42:35,030 --> 00:42:37,471 is a whistle-obsessed fascist 887 00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:40,822 with all the soul of a non-stick wok. 888 00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:43,215 [Mabel] Where did you hide the chocolate digestives? 889 00:42:43,299 --> 00:42:45,780 - I didn't hide... - [Crashing] 890 00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:48,394 ...anything. 891 00:42:48,478 --> 00:42:49,961 [Dishes crash] 892 00:42:50,045 --> 00:42:52,834 Well, plenty to do here. 893 00:42:52,918 --> 00:42:54,705 ["Worth It" playing] 894 00:42:54,789 --> 00:42:57,142 ♪ If my body was a boat Could you steer that, sailor? ♪ 895 00:42:57,226 --> 00:43:00,842 ♪ Make it feel Like it's a 1960s Hollywood trailer... ♪ 896 00:43:00,926 --> 00:43:04,236 [Bridget] Consumed with guilt re hideously perfect nanny, 897 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,978 who children will obviously come to love more than hopeless mother 898 00:43:07,062 --> 00:43:08,850 - without film star hair. - [Phone beeps] 899 00:43:08,934 --> 00:43:11,505 ♪ Ooh, it's what I need Yes, 'cause ♪ 900 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:15,770 ♪ I could love you ♪ 901 00:43:15,854 --> 00:43:20,383 ♪ If I really wanted to ♪ 902 00:43:20,467 --> 00:43:23,865 ♪ You could be Be my glass of wine ♪ 903 00:43:23,949 --> 00:43:26,563 ♪ When the sun set Help me exhale all the excess ♪ 904 00:43:26,647 --> 00:43:30,088 ♪ Baby, bae, b-b-bae B-b-baby, would you ♪ 905 00:43:30,172 --> 00:43:32,472 - ♪ Would you make it all right? ♪ - [Phone beeps] 906 00:43:32,479 --> 00:43:33,929 ♪ Or maybe that much better? ♪ 907 00:43:33,959 --> 00:43:35,659 ♪ If you wanted You could make it ♪ 908 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:37,900 ♪ All worth it, worth it Worth it, worth it ♪ 909 00:43:37,963 --> 00:43:42,840 ♪ Ooh, when I see the sun rising You make it that much better ♪ 910 00:43:42,924 --> 00:43:45,626 ♪ So I hope you're gonna make it All worth it, worth it... ♪ 911 00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:49,064 [Bridget] And texting Roxster slowly became part of my life. 912 00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:53,155 A relationship with no necessity for actually meeting, 913 00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:57,333 or arrangements, or sex, or any real life at all. 914 00:43:57,417 --> 00:44:01,424 - In other words, the perfect relationship. - [Phone beeps] 915 00:44:01,508 --> 00:44:03,902 Is that the tree Adonis? 916 00:44:04,816 --> 00:44:07,038 Wait a minute. 917 00:44:07,122 --> 00:44:10,433 You wrote to him, "How are you liking Tinder?" 918 00:44:10,517 --> 00:44:13,001 Inoffensive, neutral, a bit dull. 919 00:44:13,085 --> 00:44:16,654 He replied, "Don't know, only joined it to find you, Bridget Jones." 920 00:44:17,959 --> 00:44:20,095 - Shag him now. - Mm-mmm. 921 00:44:20,179 --> 00:44:22,837 Then he sent a smiley emoji 922 00:44:22,921 --> 00:44:26,841 and then you responded with the flag of Greece, 923 00:44:26,925 --> 00:44:30,580 an abacus and a duck. 924 00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:34,631 I panicked. 925 00:44:34,715 --> 00:44:36,067 [Customer] Thank you. 926 00:44:36,151 --> 00:44:37,939 [Checkout operator] Who's next? 927 00:44:38,023 --> 00:44:40,681 Do you want to go for a drink? 928 00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:42,944 I'm so flattered. 929 00:44:43,028 --> 00:44:45,468 Um, but I've got a boyfriend. 930 00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:49,428 Well, sort of got a boyfriend. I think. 931 00:44:49,512 --> 00:44:52,690 Um, so nice of you to ask, but, um... 932 00:44:54,082 --> 00:44:56,044 No, thank you. 933 00:44:56,128 --> 00:44:58,304 No, it's part of the meal deal. 934 00:45:00,567 --> 00:45:01,702 [Miranda chuckles] 935 00:45:01,786 --> 00:45:02,920 [Talitha] Well, this one's easy. 936 00:45:03,004 --> 00:45:05,793 You absolutely must go. Obviously. 937 00:45:05,877 --> 00:45:09,187 But we've been texting for so long now. I can't meet him. 938 00:45:09,271 --> 00:45:11,059 I mean, maybe it's like in Jane Austen's day 939 00:45:11,143 --> 00:45:12,887 when they did letter writing for months and months 940 00:45:12,971 --> 00:45:14,540 and then suddenly just got married. 941 00:45:14,624 --> 00:45:17,718 Bridget, sexting a man that you just met in a park 942 00:45:17,802 --> 00:45:19,589 is nothing like Jane Austen's day. 943 00:45:19,673 --> 00:45:22,244 - If you don't shag him, I will. - I can't. 944 00:45:22,328 --> 00:45:25,726 There is no possibility of being naked with a man at this point in my life. 945 00:45:25,810 --> 00:45:28,032 You just need a little rebrand. 946 00:45:28,116 --> 00:45:29,666 You'll start by getting a slip. 947 00:45:29,683 --> 00:45:31,383 - A slip? - Yeah, with a slip, 948 00:45:31,467 --> 00:45:33,995 you can show off your arms, your legs, your décolletage, 949 00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:35,474 which are always the last to go. 950 00:45:35,558 --> 00:45:37,128 And keep the central area, 951 00:45:37,212 --> 00:45:40,131 which one might want to gloss over, glossed over. 952 00:45:40,215 --> 00:45:41,480 And get a Brazilian. 953 00:45:41,564 --> 00:45:43,047 God, no. 954 00:45:43,131 --> 00:45:44,745 I like a bit of coverage down there. 955 00:45:44,829 --> 00:45:46,529 Or run a comb through it at least. 956 00:45:46,613 --> 00:45:48,792 But also, do get a Brazilian. 957 00:45:48,876 --> 00:45:50,617 Just dust it. Dust it down. 958 00:45:51,444 --> 00:45:53,144 Okay, I'll go! 959 00:45:53,228 --> 00:45:55,796 But I'm not going to sleep with him. 960 00:45:57,537 --> 00:45:59,585 [Bridget] Are condoms meant to be coloured? 961 00:45:59,669 --> 00:46:01,544 Is hypersensitive good? 962 00:46:01,628 --> 00:46:04,025 Large? Small? Oh. 963 00:46:04,109 --> 00:46:07,460 Maybe just purchase a representative selection. 964 00:46:15,816 --> 00:46:16,916 - [Till beeps] - Regular. 965 00:46:18,601 --> 00:46:20,128 Mmm, exotic flavours. 966 00:46:20,212 --> 00:46:21,169 [Till beeps] 967 00:46:22,692 --> 00:46:23,827 Thin feel. 968 00:46:23,911 --> 00:46:24,869 [Till beeps] 969 00:46:26,087 --> 00:46:27,393 - Extra-large. - [Till beeps] 970 00:46:28,873 --> 00:46:30,222 - [till beeps] - Pleasure Me. 971 00:46:32,267 --> 00:46:33,921 - [Till beeps] - Lube. 972 00:46:35,401 --> 00:46:37,001 - [Till beeps] - Pleasure Me again. 973 00:46:46,629 --> 00:46:48,588 Enjoy your weekend, Mrs Darcy. 974 00:46:57,553 --> 00:46:59,468 Hello, old friend. 975 00:47:07,737 --> 00:47:08,738 Hmm. 976 00:47:10,305 --> 00:47:11,570 [Bridget] Thanks for having the kids tonight. 977 00:47:11,654 --> 00:47:12,963 Always a pleasure, never a chore. 978 00:47:13,047 --> 00:47:14,399 I'll take them to school in the morning. 979 00:47:14,483 --> 00:47:18,447 So you can stay out as late as you want. 980 00:47:18,531 --> 00:47:20,449 Make up for four years of no shagging. 981 00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:21,969 It's only a drink. 982 00:47:24,711 --> 00:47:26,368 Too see-through? 983 00:47:26,452 --> 00:47:28,762 Mmm. Definitely. 984 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:29,977 [Bridget sighs] OK. 985 00:47:31,457 --> 00:47:32,675 How about this? 986 00:47:34,764 --> 00:47:36,900 - [Blows kiss] - OK. 987 00:47:36,984 --> 00:47:39,120 [Bridget] The reality suddenly completely terrifying, 988 00:47:39,204 --> 00:47:40,904 and Mark, and insane and flabby. 989 00:47:40,988 --> 00:47:42,079 And oh, God, oh, God. 990 00:47:42,163 --> 00:47:43,515 I can't. 991 00:47:43,599 --> 00:47:45,517 - I really can't. - Oh. What? What? 992 00:47:45,601 --> 00:47:48,520 - No, I just can't. - Aw. Hey, you can. 993 00:47:48,604 --> 00:47:52,524 You just need to think of it as widening your circle of friends. 994 00:47:52,608 --> 00:47:53,827 That's all. 995 00:47:54,741 --> 00:47:56,311 [Shazzer] Hmm? 996 00:47:56,395 --> 00:47:57,703 Come on. 997 00:47:57,787 --> 00:47:59,880 Put on the dress, get out of here 998 00:47:59,964 --> 00:48:02,183 and widen your fucking circle. 999 00:48:21,507 --> 00:48:23,338 [Bridget] Oh, God. Look at him. 1000 00:48:23,422 --> 00:48:25,206 What if he's perfect? 1001 00:48:34,607 --> 00:48:35,611 - Hello. - [Chuckles] 1002 00:48:35,695 --> 00:48:36,696 Hi. 1003 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:42,618 There's a really great place around here that's been here for forever. 1004 00:48:42,702 --> 00:48:44,272 Do you know this area at all? 1005 00:48:44,356 --> 00:48:47,101 Mmm, I used to. 1006 00:48:47,185 --> 00:48:50,756 Yeah, the, uh, Heath Ranger thing is just a day job. 1007 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,495 - And my real passion is garbage. - [Chuckles] 1008 00:48:55,845 --> 00:48:56,980 Really? 1009 00:48:57,064 --> 00:49:00,549 The technical term is garbologist. 1010 00:49:00,633 --> 00:49:03,987 I'm a biochemist. Studying to be one. 1011 00:49:04,071 --> 00:49:05,728 You're a student. 1012 00:49:05,812 --> 00:49:07,991 A late-in-life one, anyway. Yeah. 1013 00:49:08,075 --> 00:49:09,906 How late? 1014 00:49:09,990 --> 00:49:11,078 I'm 28. 1015 00:49:12,253 --> 00:49:13,562 I'm just kidding. 1016 00:49:13,646 --> 00:49:14,952 I'm 29. 1017 00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:17,218 [Bridget] Fuck. 1018 00:49:17,302 --> 00:49:19,829 Is he closer in age to me or to Billy? 1019 00:49:19,913 --> 00:49:21,088 What about you? 1020 00:49:22,437 --> 00:49:23,702 You are... 1021 00:49:23,786 --> 00:49:25,835 Slightly older. 1022 00:49:25,919 --> 00:49:29,099 I'm gonna say 35-ish. 1023 00:49:29,183 --> 00:49:30,405 Yes. 1024 00:49:30,489 --> 00:49:31,664 Bull's-eye. 1025 00:49:32,752 --> 00:49:34,278 Let's say 35. 1026 00:49:34,362 --> 00:49:35,962 - Mmm. Thirty-five it is. - Mm-hmm. 1027 00:49:37,583 --> 00:49:39,327 Is 35 all right? 1028 00:49:39,411 --> 00:49:41,198 I think older women, 1029 00:49:41,282 --> 00:49:43,981 ever so slightly older women, 1030 00:49:45,199 --> 00:49:46,682 have a wiser view on life. 1031 00:49:46,766 --> 00:49:48,858 You know, they're more experienced 1032 00:49:48,942 --> 00:49:52,383 and more emotionally mature. 1033 00:49:52,467 --> 00:49:54,124 [Bridget] Me in a nutshell. 1034 00:49:54,208 --> 00:49:56,994 I find that very attractive. 1035 00:50:19,886 --> 00:50:23,803 [Bridget] Oh, God. I have no idea how any of this works anymore. 1036 00:50:25,457 --> 00:50:27,111 Is it all right if I kiss you? 1037 00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:33,511 [Bridget] Aw. The generation who ask. 1038 00:50:33,595 --> 00:50:35,728 I think that would be acceptable. 1039 00:51:20,294 --> 00:51:21,861 [Breathing heavily] 1040 00:51:26,953 --> 00:51:29,306 Give me just one moment. 1041 00:51:29,390 --> 00:51:30,174 [Chuckles] 1042 00:51:40,314 --> 00:51:42,099 Oh, my God. 1043 00:51:43,665 --> 00:51:45,450 What are you doing? 1044 00:52:06,906 --> 00:52:09,129 ["Toes" playing] 1045 00:52:09,213 --> 00:52:12,393 ♪ Put your hand down, boy ♪ 1046 00:52:12,477 --> 00:52:15,570 ♪ Welcome to my zoo ♪ 1047 00:52:15,654 --> 00:52:19,052 ♪ Put your head inside My big, black wild while ♪ 1048 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:22,272 ♪ I can still help you ♪ 1049 00:52:22,356 --> 00:52:25,406 ♪ See the snake-baboon ♪ 1050 00:52:25,490 --> 00:52:28,583 ♪ Funky, chic and smooth ♪ 1051 00:52:28,667 --> 00:52:32,195 ♪ Honey, can you spy The divine ape-swine ♪ 1052 00:52:32,279 --> 00:52:36,631 ♪ 'Cause he can see you ♪ 1053 00:52:40,113 --> 00:52:41,335 I... 1054 00:52:41,419 --> 00:52:42,510 You all right? 1055 00:52:42,594 --> 00:52:43,769 Yeah. It's just... 1056 00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:47,164 Yeah. Okay. 1057 00:52:48,077 --> 00:52:49,430 Wow. It's really tight. 1058 00:52:49,514 --> 00:52:50,602 [Bridget chuckles] 1059 00:52:52,908 --> 00:52:56,915 ♪ I'm a man I'm a twisted fool ♪ 1060 00:52:56,999 --> 00:53:00,049 ♪ My hands are twisted, too... ♪ 1061 00:53:00,133 --> 00:53:02,051 [Discordant piano notes] 1062 00:53:02,135 --> 00:53:04,314 - [Barney singing] ♪ I am an animal... ♪ - Oh, God. 1063 00:53:04,398 --> 00:53:06,664 ♪ ...that starts with E ♪ 1064 00:53:06,748 --> 00:53:08,057 - Mabel's. - Ah. 1065 00:53:08,141 --> 00:53:09,319 ["Toes" continues playing] 1066 00:53:09,403 --> 00:53:10,712 ♪ I'm a man ♪ 1067 00:53:10,796 --> 00:53:13,323 ♪ I'm a twisted fool ♪ 1068 00:53:13,407 --> 00:53:16,587 ♪ My hands are twisted too ♪ 1069 00:53:16,671 --> 00:53:18,807 ♪ Five fingers Two black hooves ♪ 1070 00:53:18,891 --> 00:53:20,287 You make me so hard, baby. 1071 00:53:20,371 --> 00:53:23,200 [Breathes heavily] You make me hard. 1072 00:53:24,853 --> 00:53:25,814 What? 1073 00:53:25,898 --> 00:53:27,163 [Laughing] 1074 00:53:27,247 --> 00:53:29,600 ♪ Got toes and I can smile ♪ 1075 00:53:29,684 --> 00:53:34,689 ♪ I'm crooked but upright ♪ 1076 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:50,357 [Sighs] 1077 00:54:03,196 --> 00:54:04,592 [chuckles] 1078 00:54:04,676 --> 00:54:06,768 How did that happen? I'm using protection. 1079 00:54:06,852 --> 00:54:08,073 [Laughing] 1080 00:54:08,157 --> 00:54:09,423 ["Pearls" playing] 1081 00:54:09,507 --> 00:54:15,298 ♪ La, la, la, la Whoo ♪ 1082 00:54:15,382 --> 00:54:17,257 ♪ I'm so nine-to-five ♪ 1083 00:54:17,341 --> 00:54:18,693 - Hi, Bridge. - Morning. 1084 00:54:18,777 --> 00:54:20,260 I've got coffee and I've got Ricky Gervais's 1085 00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:22,218 requests for today's show. 1086 00:54:22,302 --> 00:54:24,481 - Seriously? [gasps] - Yeah. 1087 00:54:24,565 --> 00:54:26,353 - It's big. - Yeah. 1088 00:54:26,437 --> 00:54:28,703 - A relaxation corner. - Uh-huh. 1089 00:54:28,787 --> 00:54:30,966 Three full-length mirrors. 1090 00:54:31,050 --> 00:54:33,838 And he'll only use La Mer for some reason? 1091 00:54:33,922 --> 00:54:35,536 [Chuckles] I know. 1092 00:54:35,620 --> 00:54:37,973 - Ooh. Three, please. - [Elevator] Three. 1093 00:54:38,057 --> 00:54:39,844 Did you have sex last night? 1094 00:54:39,928 --> 00:54:42,151 What? No. 1095 00:54:42,235 --> 00:54:43,735 ♪ Won't you take a hold of me ♪ 1096 00:54:43,802 --> 00:54:46,242 Sam! Ricky Gervais is on his way in. 1097 00:54:46,326 --> 00:54:49,158 And, apparently, he won't drink Evian, only Icelandic water. 1098 00:54:49,242 --> 00:54:51,331 And it's got to have lots of alkalines. 1099 00:54:52,419 --> 00:54:53,594 Or no alkalines. 1100 00:54:54,421 --> 00:54:55,466 Um... 1101 00:54:56,597 --> 00:54:58,211 Did you have sex last night? 1102 00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,082 What? No! 1103 00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:01,910 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 1104 00:55:01,994 --> 00:55:03,781 [Grunts] God! 1105 00:55:03,865 --> 00:55:06,044 Tape measure, please. Quick. 1106 00:55:06,128 --> 00:55:11,224 The cushion can't be more than 40 centimetres from the floor for Ricky. 1107 00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:12,918 Did you have sex last night? 1108 00:55:16,008 --> 00:55:19,493 [Groans] Yes. I did. Okay? I did. 1109 00:55:19,577 --> 00:55:24,585 I had a full night of utterly mind-blowing sex 1110 00:55:24,669 --> 00:55:29,285 with a tree-rescuing rubbish expert Adonis who might be slightly younger, probably. 1111 00:55:29,369 --> 00:55:33,289 And it was amazing! 1112 00:55:33,373 --> 00:55:34,769 Okay? 1113 00:55:34,853 --> 00:55:36,811 So what? 1114 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:40,685 [Audience applauds] 1115 00:55:43,818 --> 00:55:44,996 [cheering] 1116 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:48,391 ♪ Lost in romance ♪ 1117 00:55:48,475 --> 00:55:50,959 ♪ Let's just dance, ooh ♪ 1118 00:55:51,043 --> 00:55:53,004 ♪ Shake it till the pearls Get lost ♪ 1119 00:55:53,088 --> 00:55:55,180 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 1120 00:55:55,264 --> 00:55:57,400 [Bridget] Am not only mother and sexual being, 1121 00:55:57,484 --> 00:56:00,621 but also capable working woman at the top of her game. 1122 00:56:00,705 --> 00:56:02,753 So take that, Chloe. 1123 00:56:02,837 --> 00:56:05,930 I've done the macaroni and cheese, but with butternut squash instead. 1124 00:56:06,014 --> 00:56:08,629 It's in the bottom oven. Just needs to move to the top in about 20 minutes. 1125 00:56:08,713 --> 00:56:10,892 Good. Good. Right. 1126 00:56:10,976 --> 00:56:13,024 It's just how I would do it. 1127 00:56:13,108 --> 00:56:14,722 Um... Oh, Chloe, 1128 00:56:14,806 --> 00:56:16,898 uh, it would be really helpful 1129 00:56:16,982 --> 00:56:19,030 to have their water bottles done the night before. 1130 00:56:19,114 --> 00:56:20,858 In the fridge. Top right. 1131 00:56:20,942 --> 00:56:22,295 Where the expired milk was. 1132 00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:25,994 Oh, great. Great. Um... 1133 00:56:26,078 --> 00:56:29,258 Billy will need something extra for snack tomorrow. 1134 00:56:29,342 --> 00:56:31,304 - He's got-- - Cricket, yeah. 1135 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,488 In a snack bag. Labelled. By the bread bin. 1136 00:56:33,564 --> 00:56:36,134 - We have a bread bin? - I have to leave, I'm afraid. 1137 00:56:36,218 --> 00:56:38,118 Graham and I have tai chi on Thursdays. 1138 00:56:38,133 --> 00:56:40,661 6:45 sharp, but earlier to get the spot you want. 1139 00:56:40,745 --> 00:56:42,663 Oh. [chuckles] Course. 1140 00:56:42,747 --> 00:56:45,274 You and Graham enjoy your tai chi. 1141 00:56:45,358 --> 00:56:47,972 Oh, you forgot to leave out Billy's cricket things, 1142 00:56:48,056 --> 00:56:49,147 but never mind. I'll do it. 1143 00:56:49,231 --> 00:56:50,711 Bag packed by the door. 1144 00:56:52,757 --> 00:56:53,845 [Sighs deeply] 1145 00:56:55,499 --> 00:56:56,938 [Bridget] Nevertheless, 1146 00:56:57,022 --> 00:57:00,245 secret to calmer, happier parenting: 1147 00:57:00,329 --> 00:57:02,244 - one-night stands. - [Doorbell rings] 1148 00:57:03,768 --> 00:57:07,032 Although, it wasn't just one night. 1149 00:57:08,860 --> 00:57:10,078 Brought a pie. 1150 00:57:11,123 --> 00:57:12,475 Hmm. 1151 00:57:12,559 --> 00:57:14,609 ["What a Wonderful Thing Love Is" playing] 1152 00:57:16,650 --> 00:57:18,043 [Roxster chuckles] 1153 00:57:18,739 --> 00:57:20,396 That was funny. 1154 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:23,048 [Bridget] And so, a moment turned into a date, 1155 00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:25,964 which turned into a kiss. 1156 00:57:27,879 --> 00:57:29,837 Which turned into a night. 1157 00:57:30,838 --> 00:57:32,974 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1158 00:57:33,058 --> 00:57:34,236 [Bridget chuckling] 1159 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:39,241 ♪ What a wonderful thing... ♪ 1160 00:57:39,325 --> 00:57:42,810 [Bridget] And the night turned into a summer. 1161 00:57:42,894 --> 00:57:44,464 [Bridget, Roxster chuckling] 1162 00:57:44,548 --> 00:57:47,812 ♪ I can see You standing there now ♪ 1163 00:57:49,509 --> 00:57:51,645 ♪ And you're The prettiest thing ♪ 1164 00:57:51,729 --> 00:57:53,557 ♪ In the crowd ♪ 1165 00:57:55,297 --> 00:58:01,826 ♪ And guess who Be laughing loud, but me ♪ 1166 00:58:03,305 --> 00:58:07,484 ♪ You made me see the love ♪ 1167 00:58:08,702 --> 00:58:12,405 ♪ That you're giving me ♪ 1168 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,319 ♪ Baby... ♪ 1169 00:58:14,403 --> 00:58:15,538 [Laughing] 1170 00:58:15,622 --> 00:58:17,972 ♪ Won't you hold my hand? ♪ 1171 00:58:19,539 --> 00:58:23,677 ♪ Just let me know that I'm your man ♪ 1172 00:58:23,761 --> 00:58:27,507 ♪ And show I'm not ashamed ♪ 1173 00:58:27,591 --> 00:58:30,118 ♪ I walk the floor ♪ 1174 00:58:30,202 --> 00:58:34,427 ♪ When you leave me ♪ 1175 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,906 [Whooping] 1176 00:58:35,990 --> 00:58:37,992 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 1177 00:58:39,298 --> 00:58:41,996 ♪ I don't know about you ♪ 1178 00:58:43,911 --> 00:58:47,741 ♪ Let me tell you what I'm gonna do ♪ 1179 00:58:49,482 --> 00:58:54,142 ♪ I'm gonna try to make My dreams come true ♪ 1180 00:58:54,226 --> 00:58:56,971 ♪ With you ♪ 1181 00:58:57,055 --> 00:58:58,451 Morning. Welcome back. 1182 00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:00,714 - Good morning, Mr Walliker. - Morning. 1183 00:59:00,798 --> 00:59:02,324 - Morning. - Mrs Darcy. 1184 00:59:02,408 --> 00:59:03,543 How were your summer holidays? 1185 00:59:03,627 --> 00:59:04,777 I have a new daddy now. 1186 00:59:04,802 --> 00:59:06,110 His name is Roxster, 1187 00:59:06,194 --> 00:59:07,547 and he always gives Mummy 1188 00:59:07,631 --> 00:59:09,244 a funny hairstyle in the morning. 1189 00:59:09,328 --> 00:59:11,376 Yes, well. It's not that funny, is it, Mabel? 1190 00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:12,987 It is. 1191 00:59:13,071 --> 00:59:15,856 He's not a new daddy. He's just someone. 1192 00:59:17,989 --> 00:59:18,859 Off you go. 1193 00:59:20,687 --> 00:59:22,837 Well, it seems congratulations are in order. 1194 00:59:24,212 --> 00:59:25,782 [Blows whistle] You! 1195 00:59:25,866 --> 00:59:28,089 - No. You two. Come on. - Bye, Mum. See you soon. Bye. 1196 00:59:28,173 --> 00:59:29,612 [In French] Bisous, bisous, bisous. 1197 00:59:29,696 --> 00:59:32,310 Bridget, I emailed you from Anguilla about, um-- 1198 00:59:32,394 --> 00:59:35,400 Jobs Day, yes. I come prepared. 1199 00:59:35,484 --> 00:59:39,880 I must say, it's a welcome change, all... this. [chuckles] 1200 00:59:40,925 --> 00:59:42,143 Thank you. [chuckles] 1201 00:59:44,450 --> 00:59:45,802 [chattering] 1202 00:59:45,886 --> 00:59:47,935 [Walliker] All right, everyone. Settle down. 1203 00:59:48,019 --> 00:59:49,763 Settle down. Thank you. 1204 00:59:49,847 --> 00:59:51,416 Um, so... 1205 00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:54,768 Last term, Daveed's dad was kind enough to talk to us 1206 00:59:54,852 --> 00:59:56,552 about being a thoracic surgeon, 1207 00:59:56,636 --> 00:59:58,946 and next week, Eugenie's mum will be in 1208 00:59:59,030 --> 01:00:01,775 to talk about her role as a nuclear physicist, 1209 01:00:01,859 --> 01:00:04,212 and how it felt to win the Nobel Prize. 1210 01:00:04,296 --> 01:00:07,389 But today, it's Billy's mum. 1211 01:00:07,473 --> 01:00:10,392 So, everyone, give a warm welcome to Mrs Darcy. 1212 01:00:10,476 --> 01:00:11,651 [Applause] 1213 01:00:15,350 --> 01:00:16,351 Hello. 1214 01:00:19,267 --> 01:00:20,750 Um. [clears throat] 1215 01:00:20,834 --> 01:00:24,362 I am a television producer. 1216 01:00:24,446 --> 01:00:28,323 My mum says television is making society rot. 1217 01:00:28,407 --> 01:00:30,107 Yes. Well, thank you, Priscilla. 1218 01:00:30,191 --> 01:00:33,241 [Bridget] OK. May we have a volunteer? 1219 01:00:33,325 --> 01:00:34,239 [Sneezes] 1220 01:00:34,282 --> 01:00:36,197 Thank you, Esmeralda. 1221 01:00:44,075 --> 01:00:45,122 Right. 1222 01:00:45,206 --> 01:00:48,473 You can stand here. 1223 01:00:48,557 --> 01:00:49,736 Very good. 1224 01:00:49,820 --> 01:00:52,521 And you are going to say things like, 1225 01:00:52,605 --> 01:00:54,871 "Ten seconds to air!" 1226 01:00:54,955 --> 01:00:59,133 And I am going to be the interviewer for the day. 1227 01:01:00,308 --> 01:01:01,486 Now... 1228 01:01:01,570 --> 01:01:03,050 [Bridget grunts] 1229 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,401 Just... 1230 01:01:08,099 --> 01:01:11,148 [Sighs] Right. OK. 1231 01:01:11,232 --> 01:01:16,020 Perhaps Mr Walliker could be the person being interviewed. 1232 01:01:17,369 --> 01:01:18,544 Take a seat. 1233 01:01:19,371 --> 01:01:21,376 Uh, righto. 1234 01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:23,331 Now, topic. 1235 01:01:25,638 --> 01:01:28,949 - The life cycle of the fruit fly. Hmm? - [Chuckles] 1236 01:01:29,033 --> 01:01:30,164 Right, OK. 1237 01:01:32,297 --> 01:01:35,213 Ooh. Ten seconds to air! 1238 01:01:36,562 --> 01:01:38,523 Hello, this is Bridget Jones, 1239 01:01:38,607 --> 01:01:42,266 and I'm delighted to have Mr Walliker on the show today 1240 01:01:42,350 --> 01:01:46,270 to help us understand the life cycle of the fruit fly. 1241 01:01:46,354 --> 01:01:48,142 Um, well, it's a... 1242 01:01:48,226 --> 01:01:49,752 It's a pleasure to be on the show. 1243 01:01:49,836 --> 01:01:52,450 And, um, thank you for that question. 1244 01:01:52,534 --> 01:01:53,930 Um... [smacks lips] 1245 01:01:54,014 --> 01:01:55,889 Well, the, uh, the average... 1246 01:01:55,973 --> 01:01:57,325 [Stammers] 1247 01:01:57,409 --> 01:01:58,543 Thank you. 1248 01:01:58,627 --> 01:02:00,502 Uh, the average fly takes about 1249 01:02:00,586 --> 01:02:01,938 two weeks to mature 1250 01:02:02,022 --> 01:02:05,550 and can live for as long as 40 or 50 days. 1251 01:02:05,634 --> 01:02:09,206 And then, like all living things, when it dies, it simply stops. 1252 01:02:09,290 --> 01:02:10,468 Cellular shutdown. 1253 01:02:10,552 --> 01:02:12,645 It falls, gradually decomposes, 1254 01:02:12,729 --> 01:02:14,734 and becomes part of the soil system. 1255 01:02:14,818 --> 01:02:16,776 But does it really end when it dies? 1256 01:02:18,778 --> 01:02:20,914 Exactly, Mr Walliker. 1257 01:02:20,998 --> 01:02:23,696 Surely there's more to the story. 1258 01:02:25,132 --> 01:02:29,049 Um, well. Well, not really. 1259 01:02:29,963 --> 01:02:32,142 But, yes. [chuckles] 1260 01:02:32,226 --> 01:02:36,973 After the body of the fruit fly stops working, 1261 01:02:37,057 --> 01:02:39,802 uh, then the soul of the fruit fly 1262 01:02:39,886 --> 01:02:42,805 will be able to be free, yes? 1263 01:02:42,889 --> 01:02:45,025 And that particular fruit fly 1264 01:02:45,109 --> 01:02:48,895 will always, in some senses, be with us. 1265 01:02:52,681 --> 01:02:55,557 - The soul of the fruit fly? - Hmm. 1266 01:02:55,641 --> 01:02:57,254 There's no evidence for a soul, 1267 01:02:57,338 --> 01:03:01,563 but the body is a perfect system of electrical pulses, 1268 01:03:01,647 --> 01:03:04,131 powered by the heart, which is in itself 1269 01:03:04,215 --> 01:03:07,177 - a pump, if you will-- - The soul, Mr Walliker, 1270 01:03:07,261 --> 01:03:10,050 is the essence of every living thing. 1271 01:03:10,134 --> 01:03:12,487 If you think we're simply bits of machinery 1272 01:03:12,571 --> 01:03:14,121 that can be switched on or off, 1273 01:03:14,181 --> 01:03:15,969 then where does art come from? 1274 01:03:16,053 --> 01:03:18,580 Or-Or wonder? Or poetry? 1275 01:03:18,664 --> 01:03:20,234 - Or magic? - Magic? 1276 01:03:20,318 --> 01:03:21,888 The fruit fly, when it dies, 1277 01:03:21,972 --> 01:03:24,804 will stay with its fruit fly family forever. 1278 01:03:24,888 --> 01:03:27,589 Keep the interview on point, Bridget. 1279 01:03:27,673 --> 01:03:29,373 [Walliker] This is utter nonsense. 1280 01:03:29,457 --> 01:03:33,203 Our world is governed by laws and fact. 1281 01:03:33,287 --> 01:03:34,857 That's our universe. 1282 01:03:34,941 --> 01:03:36,729 - And it is rational. - Cut! 1283 01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:38,687 I'm a realist, Mrs Darcy. 1284 01:03:38,771 --> 01:03:40,689 I believe in what's real. 1285 01:03:40,773 --> 01:03:41,905 Cut! 1286 01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:45,476 [Bridget] Off to Talitha's birthday. 1287 01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,001 Are you sure you're OK to stay tonight? 1288 01:03:48,085 --> 01:03:51,091 It's Thursday. I thought you and Graham had tai chi. 1289 01:03:51,175 --> 01:03:53,615 Won't kill him to miss a week, will it? 1290 01:03:53,699 --> 01:03:55,440 He's so uptight. 1291 01:03:57,311 --> 01:03:59,273 Oh, you look nice, Bridget. 1292 01:03:59,357 --> 01:04:01,144 Oh! [chuckles] 1293 01:04:01,228 --> 01:04:03,274 Ooh. [chuckling] 1294 01:04:04,405 --> 01:04:05,406 Oh, try this. 1295 01:04:12,413 --> 01:04:13,766 There. 1296 01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:15,199 Thanks, Chloe. 1297 01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:20,639 Billy! Mabes! Snacks on the table. 1298 01:04:24,817 --> 01:04:28,084 So where is he? Is he not coming? 1299 01:04:28,168 --> 01:04:30,870 Oh, it's fine. He must have been held up. 1300 01:04:30,954 --> 01:04:33,437 - What? By some sort of rubbish emergency? - Oh. 1301 01:04:33,521 --> 01:04:35,613 - Probably had to finish his homework. - [Tom] Stop it. 1302 01:04:35,697 --> 01:04:37,224 Hope he gets here before story time. 1303 01:04:37,308 --> 01:04:38,921 [Bridget] Shut it! 1304 01:04:39,005 --> 01:04:40,793 [Tom] Come the fuck on, Bridge. 1305 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,490 Does this guy actually exist 1306 01:04:42,574 --> 01:04:44,840 or is it, um, like that one time 1307 01:04:44,924 --> 01:04:46,494 that you saw Brad Pitt at Costa Coffee? 1308 01:04:46,578 --> 01:04:49,062 - It was him. It was. - Come on. Really? 1309 01:04:49,146 --> 01:04:50,672 - [Miranda] Happy birthday. - Lovely to see you. 1310 01:04:50,756 --> 01:04:52,848 What on earth are you holding? 1311 01:04:52,932 --> 01:04:54,545 Oh, Petula. [coos] 1312 01:04:54,629 --> 01:04:55,851 A present to myself 1313 01:04:55,935 --> 01:04:58,288 and I already prefer her to any human. 1314 01:04:58,372 --> 01:04:59,855 [Gasps] Oh, hi. 1315 01:04:59,939 --> 01:05:01,248 [Guests] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1316 01:05:01,332 --> 01:05:03,337 Oh, here. Can you hold my baby 1317 01:05:03,421 --> 01:05:04,947 while I feign surprise at the cake 1318 01:05:05,031 --> 01:05:07,732 that I chose and bought for myself. 1319 01:05:07,816 --> 01:05:09,691 Oh, look! Look at that! 1320 01:05:09,775 --> 01:05:12,041 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Talitha ♪ 1321 01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:13,956 Thank you. Oh, look. 1322 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:19,092 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1323 01:05:19,176 --> 01:05:20,307 [Guests cheering] 1324 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,531 [glass clinks] 1325 01:05:23,615 --> 01:05:24,924 Thank you. 1326 01:05:25,008 --> 01:05:29,058 Thank you all so much for coming today 1327 01:05:29,142 --> 01:05:32,583 to help me celebrate, well, me. 1328 01:05:32,667 --> 01:05:33,889 [Guests laughing] 1329 01:05:33,973 --> 01:05:35,412 We love you, Talitha. 1330 01:05:35,496 --> 01:05:37,796 - [All] Talitha! - [Tom] Talitha! Happy birthday. 1331 01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:40,765 Beep, beep. Beep, beep. 1332 01:05:40,849 --> 01:05:42,942 [Bridget] Binko Carruthers. 1333 01:05:43,026 --> 01:05:45,076 Oh, please don't come over. Please don't. 1334 01:05:45,115 --> 01:05:46,467 Beep, beep. 1335 01:05:46,551 --> 01:05:50,036 There she is. The famous Bridget Jones. 1336 01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:53,300 So I told Cosmo I'd take you out for a spin. 1337 01:05:53,384 --> 01:05:54,301 How's Friday? 1338 01:05:54,385 --> 01:05:56,085 - [Barks] - [yelps] 1339 01:05:56,169 --> 01:05:58,566 - [Tom] Fuck, no! - [Guests clamour] 1340 01:05:58,650 --> 01:06:01,699 Jude, get in there. Come on, get the fuck in there! God, help! 1341 01:06:01,783 --> 01:06:03,701 Oh, my God. Oh! 1342 01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:06,139 - [Talitha] Petula, come on, darling. - [Tom] Petula! Petula! 1343 01:06:06,223 --> 01:06:07,314 ["Mad About the Boy" playing] 1344 01:06:07,398 --> 01:06:09,443 ♪ I'm mad about the boy ♪ 1345 01:06:12,359 --> 01:06:14,408 ♪ And I know it's stupid ♪ 1346 01:06:14,492 --> 01:06:17,280 ♪ To be mad about the boy ♪ 1347 01:06:17,364 --> 01:06:18,978 Who's that? 1348 01:06:19,062 --> 01:06:21,197 ♪ I'm so ashamed of it ♪ 1349 01:06:21,281 --> 01:06:26,156 ♪ But must admit The sleepless nights I've had ♪ 1350 01:06:27,896 --> 01:06:29,463 ♪ About the boy ♪ 1351 01:06:31,422 --> 01:06:32,643 [Gasps] 1352 01:06:32,727 --> 01:06:34,907 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1353 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:36,473 ♪ On the silver screen... ♪ 1354 01:06:36,557 --> 01:06:37,645 [Guests cheering] 1355 01:06:39,691 --> 01:06:43,956 ♪ He melts my foolish heart In every single scene ♪ 1356 01:06:46,089 --> 01:06:48,964 - ♪ Although I'm quite aware... ♪ - [Talitha gasping] 1357 01:06:49,048 --> 01:06:50,966 ♪ That here and there Are traces... ♪ 1358 01:06:51,050 --> 01:06:53,052 - I think this belongs to you. - Thank you. 1359 01:06:54,097 --> 01:06:58,710 ♪ About the boy ♪ 1360 01:06:59,972 --> 01:07:01,542 [Party guest whoops] 1361 01:07:01,626 --> 01:07:07,153 ♪ Lord knows I'm not a fool girl ♪ 1362 01:07:09,155 --> 01:07:10,507 - Hello. - Hi. 1363 01:07:10,591 --> 01:07:12,376 ♪ I really shouldn't care ♪ 1364 01:07:16,206 --> 01:07:20,123 ♪ Lord knows I'm not a school girl ♪ 1365 01:07:21,602 --> 01:07:23,999 ♪ Who's in the flurry... ♪ 1366 01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:25,983 Sorry I'm late. Buses were a nightmare. 1367 01:07:25,998 --> 01:07:27,043 It's fine. 1368 01:07:29,523 --> 01:07:30,788 Oh, I'm so sorry. 1369 01:07:30,872 --> 01:07:33,269 She just jumped out of my arms. 1370 01:07:33,353 --> 01:07:35,793 Do not apologise. 1371 01:07:35,877 --> 01:07:37,665 Oh, my darling. 1372 01:07:37,749 --> 01:07:39,580 Let me help you out of those wet clothes. 1373 01:07:39,664 --> 01:07:41,625 No. Don't you dare redress him. 1374 01:07:41,709 --> 01:07:44,237 - You look gorgeous. - You look gorgeous. 1375 01:07:44,321 --> 01:07:47,585 ♪ All because I'm mad ♪ 1376 01:07:48,716 --> 01:07:54,160 ♪ About the boy ♪ 1377 01:07:54,244 --> 01:07:58,552 Now that, my darling, is what I call a rebrand. 1378 01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:02,339 Hi. I'm Roxster. 1379 01:08:03,253 --> 01:08:04,645 ["Praise You" playing] 1380 01:08:15,613 --> 01:08:16,614 [laughing] 1381 01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:24,059 ♪ We've come a long Long way together ♪ 1382 01:08:24,143 --> 01:08:26,235 I hope he's up to it, darling. 1383 01:08:26,319 --> 01:08:28,716 ♪ Through the hard times And the good ♪ 1384 01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:33,112 ♪ I have to celebrate you Baby ♪ 1385 01:08:33,196 --> 01:08:37,638 ♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪ 1386 01:08:37,722 --> 01:08:39,637 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 1387 01:08:42,205 --> 01:08:43,902 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 1388 01:08:46,513 --> 01:08:48,344 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 1389 01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:50,738 - Hello. - Oh, fuck off. 1390 01:08:50,822 --> 01:08:54,959 ♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪ 1391 01:08:55,043 --> 01:08:56,915 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 1392 01:09:03,922 --> 01:09:05,793 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 1393 01:09:09,319 --> 01:09:10,932 ["I Want a Little Sugar In My Bowl" playing] 1394 01:09:11,016 --> 01:09:16,285 ♪ I want a little sugar In my bowl ♪ 1395 01:09:16,369 --> 01:09:17,982 [Bridget] If there is a God, 1396 01:09:18,066 --> 01:09:20,420 I'm sure he had more to deal with that night 1397 01:09:20,504 --> 01:09:22,596 than my personal happiness, 1398 01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:26,469 but it did feel like he'd taken the night off everything else 1399 01:09:26,553 --> 01:09:28,207 to focus on me. 1400 01:09:30,601 --> 01:09:32,606 But then... 1401 01:09:32,690 --> 01:09:34,477 I wish I had a time machine. 1402 01:09:34,561 --> 01:09:36,305 ♪ Feel so funny ♪ 1403 01:09:36,389 --> 01:09:41,354 ♪ I feel so sad ♪ 1404 01:09:41,438 --> 01:09:42,659 ♪ What's the matter, baby? ♪ 1405 01:09:42,743 --> 01:09:44,139 [Bridget] A time machine. 1406 01:09:44,223 --> 01:09:46,750 ♪ Come on, save my soul ♪ 1407 01:09:46,834 --> 01:09:48,934 [Bridget] In his moment of inebriated joy, 1408 01:09:49,010 --> 01:09:51,317 he had given himself away. 1409 01:09:55,234 --> 01:09:56,978 ♪ In my bowl ♪ 1410 01:09:57,062 --> 01:09:58,893 [Bridget] It mattered to him. 1411 01:09:58,977 --> 01:10:04,025 And with that came the elephant stomping heavily into the room. 1412 01:10:06,637 --> 01:10:07,855 [Birds chirping] 1413 01:10:19,389 --> 01:10:20,436 ["A Little Respect" playing] 1414 01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:22,743 ♪ I try to discover... ♪ 1415 01:10:22,827 --> 01:10:24,571 [Talitha] That happens to us all, James. 1416 01:10:24,655 --> 01:10:28,227 - [Guest speaking] - [audience laughs] 1417 01:10:28,311 --> 01:10:30,751 [guest] Oh, I do have about 60 naps a day. 1418 01:10:30,835 --> 01:10:32,535 [Guest, audience laughing] 1419 01:10:32,619 --> 01:10:36,104 [guest] Well, 60 in the morning and a nap in the afternoon. 1420 01:10:36,188 --> 01:10:40,021 [Talitha] Yeah, but you've got so many interesting characters in this show. 1421 01:10:40,105 --> 01:10:42,154 So this show is for... 1422 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:43,633 [Bridget] Ghosting. 1423 01:10:43,717 --> 01:10:45,418 The practice of ending a relationship 1424 01:10:45,502 --> 01:10:47,252 by suddenly and without explanation 1425 01:10:47,286 --> 01:10:49,680 withdrawing from all communication. 1426 01:10:51,421 --> 01:10:54,688 ♪ That you give me No reason why you... ♪ 1427 01:10:54,772 --> 01:10:58,561 [Bridget] The slow unveiling of reality and rejection. 1428 01:10:58,645 --> 01:11:00,650 ♪ That you give me no That you give me no ♪ 1429 01:11:00,734 --> 01:11:03,392 ♪ That you give me no That you give me no... ♪ 1430 01:11:03,476 --> 01:11:05,130 [Bridget] The casual cruelty. 1431 01:11:06,523 --> 01:11:10,440 ♪ I hear you calling ♪ 1432 01:11:11,919 --> 01:11:15,665 ♪ Oh, baby, please... ♪ 1433 01:11:15,749 --> 01:11:17,799 - [Phone beeps] - [Walliker blowing whistle] 1434 01:11:17,838 --> 01:11:21,758 ♪ Give a little respect ♪ 1435 01:11:21,842 --> 01:11:28,330 ♪ To me ♪ 1436 01:11:28,414 --> 01:11:31,028 ♪ What religion or reason ♪ 1437 01:11:31,112 --> 01:11:35,032 ♪ Could cause a man To forsake his lover? ♪ 1438 01:11:35,116 --> 01:11:36,730 ♪ Don't you tell me no... ♪ 1439 01:11:36,814 --> 01:11:38,862 [Bridget] Do not text when ghosted. 1440 01:11:38,946 --> 01:11:42,388 ♪ Don't you tell me no Soul... ♪ 1441 01:11:42,472 --> 01:11:44,868 [Bridget] Do not text when drunk. 1442 01:11:44,952 --> 01:11:47,738 ♪ I hear you calling ♪ 1443 01:11:48,869 --> 01:11:53,918 ♪ Oh, baby, please ♪ 1444 01:11:55,136 --> 01:11:58,752 ♪ Give a little respect ♪ 1445 01:11:58,836 --> 01:12:03,493 ♪ To me ♪ 1446 01:12:13,198 --> 01:12:14,898 Ghost the bastard back, Bridget. 1447 01:12:14,982 --> 01:12:17,640 Just let him disintegrate into nothingness. 1448 01:12:17,724 --> 01:12:19,512 It can be a jungle out there. 1449 01:12:19,596 --> 01:12:21,992 Yep. And I'm the giant panda, 1450 01:12:22,076 --> 01:12:25,431 sexually obsolete and destined to be alone forever. 1451 01:12:25,515 --> 01:12:28,738 No. You will adapt and survive like we all do. 1452 01:12:28,822 --> 01:12:32,002 I used to be on the cover of Vanity Fair in a flak jacket. 1453 01:12:32,086 --> 01:12:35,179 And now I'm on the cover of Good Housekeeping with a pavlova. 1454 01:12:35,263 --> 01:12:36,352 Cathy... 1455 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:39,137 Where's your special stuff? 1456 01:12:40,486 --> 01:12:43,013 HD TV was an extinction-level event 1457 01:12:43,097 --> 01:12:46,321 for the fearless career television presenter. 1458 01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:50,064 I'm about to usher you into your next chapter. 1459 01:12:50,148 --> 01:12:53,328 [Cathy] Lip serum. I get it on the dark web. 1460 01:12:53,412 --> 01:12:55,765 - Is it legal? - Absolutely. 1461 01:12:55,849 --> 01:12:57,024 In Venezuela. 1462 01:12:57,808 --> 01:12:58,809 Here, take it. 1463 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:05,772 Adapt and survive. 1464 01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:10,081 [Bridget] Adapt and survive. 1465 01:13:11,952 --> 01:13:14,523 Ooh. Something's definitely happening. 1466 01:13:14,607 --> 01:13:18,353 It's either disastrous or totally fantastic. 1467 01:13:18,437 --> 01:13:19,699 Mummy! 1468 01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:23,010 [Slurred] Hi, sweetie. 1469 01:13:23,094 --> 01:13:24,838 [Bridget] Shit. What's happening to my voice? 1470 01:13:24,922 --> 01:13:26,318 Mabel's shoes are on the wrong feet. 1471 01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:28,232 No. My feet are on the wrong legs. 1472 01:13:28,316 --> 01:13:29,930 [Bridget, Walliker chuckle] 1473 01:13:30,014 --> 01:13:31,975 Silly thing. 1474 01:13:32,059 --> 01:13:34,845 Mummy, something's wrong with your mouth. 1475 01:13:35,715 --> 01:13:36,806 No. 1476 01:13:36,890 --> 01:13:38,155 [Chuckles] No, there isn't. 1477 01:13:38,239 --> 01:13:40,114 Yes, there is. Look. 1478 01:13:40,198 --> 01:13:42,072 Your lips are all funny right there. 1479 01:13:42,156 --> 01:13:44,553 [Slurred, lisping] Darling, don't be ridiculous. 1480 01:13:44,637 --> 01:13:47,988 All right, Mabel, let's get these swapped over, shall we? 1481 01:13:49,076 --> 01:13:50,733 Out we pop. All right. 1482 01:13:50,817 --> 01:13:54,346 I wouldn't do that again if I were you, Mrs Darcy. 1483 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:56,130 You looked all right to begin with. 1484 01:13:57,302 --> 01:13:58,741 [Walliker] All right. 1485 01:13:58,825 --> 01:14:01,483 [Laughing] You're trying to look younger 1486 01:14:01,567 --> 01:14:06,749 and the effects have marked similarities to those of an elderly stroke victim. 1487 01:14:06,833 --> 01:14:08,838 [Laughing] 1488 01:14:08,922 --> 01:14:11,490 You're actually drooling now. 1489 01:14:14,275 --> 01:14:15,715 Oh, dear. [inhales] 1490 01:14:15,799 --> 01:14:18,631 Now, acutely aware as I am of my waiting room 1491 01:14:18,715 --> 01:14:21,677 filled to capacity with actual patients-- 1492 01:14:21,761 --> 01:14:23,984 Not to mention the fact that I am a gynaecologist 1493 01:14:24,068 --> 01:14:26,116 and that particular set of lips is, 1494 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:29,163 as it were, broadly speaking, at the wrong end-- 1495 01:14:29,247 --> 01:14:32,119 I am nonetheless going to ask you the question, 1496 01:14:33,033 --> 01:14:34,951 "Bridget, are you OK?" 1497 01:14:35,035 --> 01:14:37,603 A simple yes will suffice. 1498 01:14:38,952 --> 01:14:40,301 No. 1499 01:14:42,086 --> 01:14:43,957 It's all your fault. 1500 01:14:44,610 --> 01:14:46,438 [Lisping] 1501 01:15:08,242 --> 01:15:10,114 [crying] 1502 01:15:13,857 --> 01:15:15,206 [paper ripping] 1503 01:15:25,738 --> 01:15:28,352 "Twat." Sorry, it's doctor's handwriting. 1504 01:15:28,436 --> 01:15:30,267 That's an A, in the middle there. 1505 01:15:30,351 --> 01:15:34,881 [Sighs] Now, I rather zoned out after "pyjamas", 1506 01:15:34,965 --> 01:15:38,065 but a toy boy is not the answer, Bridget, and nor are big lips. 1507 01:15:39,143 --> 01:15:40,495 You're a widow 1508 01:15:40,579 --> 01:15:42,671 with two wonderful children who adore you. 1509 01:15:42,755 --> 01:15:44,673 You're just trying to cope with a shitty situation. 1510 01:15:44,757 --> 01:15:46,280 Embrace the chaos. 1511 01:15:47,847 --> 01:15:50,070 That's just a simple allergic reaction to 1512 01:15:50,154 --> 01:15:53,508 hydroxymethoxyphenyl propylmethylmethoxybenzofuran 1513 01:15:53,592 --> 01:15:57,251 in whatever infernal concoction you've smeared on your mouth. 1514 01:15:57,335 --> 01:16:00,167 - [Whimpers] - [Dr Rawlings] This is an antihistamine. 1515 01:16:00,251 --> 01:16:01,731 It'll work straight away. 1516 01:16:02,819 --> 01:16:04,911 It's for the lips. 1517 01:16:04,995 --> 01:16:08,041 They still haven't invented anything for being a twat. 1518 01:16:12,393 --> 01:16:13,789 [Slurping] 1519 01:16:13,873 --> 01:16:15,073 [breathing through nose] 1520 01:16:16,267 --> 01:16:17,529 [phone rings] 1521 01:16:21,011 --> 01:16:22,494 Hello. 1522 01:16:22,578 --> 01:16:24,144 [Lisping] Yes, this is Bridget. 1523 01:16:25,668 --> 01:16:27,974 Of course! Straight away. 1524 01:16:30,542 --> 01:16:31,630 Yes, yes. 1525 01:16:37,505 --> 01:16:38,594 [Bridget] Daniel. 1526 01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,991 Well, by all that's holy, 1527 01:16:42,075 --> 01:16:43,903 Bridget Jones. 1528 01:16:46,645 --> 01:16:47,515 [Grunts] 1529 01:16:48,821 --> 01:16:50,739 Nice of you to come, Jones. 1530 01:16:50,823 --> 01:16:53,023 If I'd known, I'd have worn a tinier nightie. 1531 01:16:54,348 --> 01:16:55,393 What happened? 1532 01:16:56,002 --> 01:16:57,659 My heart. 1533 01:16:57,743 --> 01:16:59,226 Two massive surprises. 1534 01:16:59,310 --> 01:17:01,707 One, I have one. Two, it murmurs. 1535 01:17:01,791 --> 01:17:04,445 They've, um, had a listen and I don't know. 1536 01:17:05,142 --> 01:17:06,625 Are you OK? 1537 01:17:06,709 --> 01:17:08,452 Well, I thought I was having a heart attack. 1538 01:17:08,536 --> 01:17:11,107 My whole life passed before my eyes. 1539 01:17:11,191 --> 01:17:12,718 You actually featured prominently, Jones. 1540 01:17:12,802 --> 01:17:14,197 - Hmm. - All the best bits. 1541 01:17:14,281 --> 01:17:15,935 Rome. Mini-break weekend. 1542 01:17:16,849 --> 01:17:18,941 Sodomy in Sainsbury's. 1543 01:17:19,025 --> 01:17:20,639 [Chuckles] 1544 01:17:20,723 --> 01:17:22,815 But, uh, mainly, 1545 01:17:22,899 --> 01:17:24,817 it was just me wandering up and down the King's Road 1546 01:17:24,901 --> 01:17:26,551 trying to twinkle at 20-year-olds. 1547 01:17:26,598 --> 01:17:28,124 Mmm. 1548 01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:33,042 Perhaps it's an opportunity for a new beginning. 1549 01:17:33,126 --> 01:17:34,650 Brand-new Daniel. 1550 01:17:35,389 --> 01:17:36,390 Mmm. 1551 01:17:37,696 --> 01:17:40,307 I think I shall stay right here... 1552 01:17:42,048 --> 01:17:43,487 Until you agree. 1553 01:17:43,571 --> 01:17:45,721 Well that is kind of you, Bridge, but, um... 1554 01:17:46,531 --> 01:17:48,081 They told me I don't have long. 1555 01:17:48,141 --> 01:17:50,582 - What? - No, no, no. Fuck. No, not that. 1556 01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:52,975 Well, maybe that. No, they, uh... 1557 01:17:53,059 --> 01:17:55,496 They're taking me for some tests in a minute. 1558 01:17:59,370 --> 01:18:03,029 The question is, would we say I've become a fraction tragic? 1559 01:18:03,113 --> 01:18:07,120 They asked me to put down my next of kin. 1560 01:18:07,204 --> 01:18:11,774 And the only person I could think of who might remotely care was you. 1561 01:18:13,906 --> 01:18:16,216 - That's very sweet. - [Daniel] Yeah, but not deliberately. 1562 01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:18,131 The point is, Bridge, how have I arrived 1563 01:18:18,215 --> 01:18:20,568 at this point in my life with no kin? 1564 01:18:20,652 --> 01:18:23,789 How could I possibly be kinless? 1565 01:18:23,873 --> 01:18:27,053 But you're not. You're not kinless. 1566 01:18:27,137 --> 01:18:30,404 Well, I haven't seen Enzo since he was two. 1567 01:18:30,488 --> 01:18:33,146 And he is now being happily raised by his mother 1568 01:18:33,230 --> 01:18:36,668 and an Italian aristocrat who wears his jumper like a shawl. 1569 01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:41,064 So, lucky you, Jones. 1570 01:18:42,543 --> 01:18:44,458 Your two, the way they look at you... 1571 01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:49,028 Just makes one realise... 1572 01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:53,467 One's own fuck-ups, really. 1573 01:18:55,208 --> 01:18:56,858 The glory of what might have been. 1574 01:19:01,649 --> 01:19:03,521 [Sighs] Did you know... 1575 01:19:05,131 --> 01:19:07,310 It was actually quite good 1576 01:19:07,394 --> 01:19:09,594 with Gisele at the beginning? [Clears throat] 1577 01:19:09,657 --> 01:19:11,271 I have to face the fact... 1578 01:19:11,355 --> 01:19:13,012 [Coughs] 1579 01:19:13,096 --> 01:19:16,752 ...that it may have been, Jones, love. 1580 01:19:17,535 --> 01:19:19,453 The real thing. 1581 01:19:19,537 --> 01:19:21,629 I still don't know what she was so pissed off about. 1582 01:19:21,713 --> 01:19:23,022 You shagged her sister. 1583 01:19:23,106 --> 01:19:25,633 Once. Massive overreaction. 1584 01:19:25,717 --> 01:19:27,504 [Bridget laughing] 1585 01:19:27,588 --> 01:19:30,725 God, I love you, Daniel. 1586 01:19:30,809 --> 01:19:34,990 Despite your really quite impressive 1587 01:19:35,074 --> 01:19:38,472 lifelong dedication to total fuckwittage. 1588 01:19:38,556 --> 01:19:40,384 Yeah. [sighs] 1589 01:19:41,515 --> 01:19:43,648 There's a lot I don't know. 1590 01:19:44,518 --> 01:19:45,519 An awful lot. 1591 01:19:47,304 --> 01:19:50,963 But I do know that my children would give anything at all 1592 01:19:51,047 --> 01:19:53,789 to have just one day with their dad. 1593 01:20:02,580 --> 01:20:05,629 - [Door opens] - [nurse] Time for your obs, Mr Cleaver. 1594 01:20:05,713 --> 01:20:07,109 Oh, right. 1595 01:20:07,193 --> 01:20:09,285 And, again, there is really no need 1596 01:20:09,369 --> 01:20:11,766 for you to remove your gown. 1597 01:20:11,850 --> 01:20:12,985 Sorry. 1598 01:20:13,069 --> 01:20:14,290 [Nurse] Okey-doke. 1599 01:20:14,374 --> 01:20:15,770 God. 1600 01:20:15,854 --> 01:20:19,034 Then lights down on the cooking segment. 1601 01:20:19,118 --> 01:20:21,733 Why do I always have to do the cooking bits? 1602 01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:24,083 That chestnut ravioli he cooked last time 1603 01:20:24,167 --> 01:20:25,780 was the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth. 1604 01:20:25,864 --> 01:20:27,390 I highly doubt that. 1605 01:20:27,474 --> 01:20:30,567 And then, Miranda, you cross to the stage. 1606 01:20:30,651 --> 01:20:35,050 "And now, on Better Women, a surprise guest." Blah blah. 1607 01:20:35,134 --> 01:20:36,617 And lights! 1608 01:20:36,701 --> 01:20:37,923 - [Cheering] - [music playing] 1609 01:20:38,007 --> 01:20:39,402 ♪ Yeah, I'm a fighter ♪ 1610 01:20:39,486 --> 01:20:41,143 ♪ And I made it through ♪ 1611 01:20:41,227 --> 01:20:42,827 ♪ Solid gold survivor That's... ♪ 1612 01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:44,581 - [Bridget] Hold it! - [Music stops] 1613 01:20:44,665 --> 01:20:48,455 Linus, we've got to practise following her with the lights. 1614 01:20:48,539 --> 01:20:50,326 So, uh... 1615 01:20:50,410 --> 01:20:53,199 Maybe you could dance a bit? Yeah? 1616 01:20:53,283 --> 01:20:55,636 - Uh... - [Bridget] OK. Go, Linus! 1617 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,333 [Music resumes] 1618 01:20:57,417 --> 01:20:59,031 ♪ So give me light ♪ 1619 01:20:59,115 --> 01:21:01,163 ♪ You've got to find Your own road... ♪ 1620 01:21:01,247 --> 01:21:04,514 Can you hold that, please? See, you've got to, you know, go for it. 1621 01:21:04,598 --> 01:21:05,777 ♪ Help me see... ♪ 1622 01:21:05,861 --> 01:21:07,866 Cause she's going to, you know... 1623 01:21:07,950 --> 01:21:09,998 ♪ And no more light And no more love ♪ 1624 01:21:10,082 --> 01:21:11,957 ♪ It's not over... ♪ 1625 01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:14,133 - [Chuckling] - ♪ It's not over ♪ 1626 01:21:14,217 --> 01:21:16,004 ♪ I won't save you when I'm weak ♪ 1627 01:21:16,088 --> 01:21:17,789 ♪ Only got so much left To give ♪ 1628 01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:20,356 ♪ It's not over ♪ 1629 01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:21,531 ♪ It's not over ♪ 1630 01:21:21,615 --> 01:21:23,272 ♪ Till I'm done... ♪ 1631 01:21:23,356 --> 01:21:25,666 [Singer vocalising] 1632 01:21:25,750 --> 01:21:27,407 ♪ Till I'm done ♪ 1633 01:21:27,491 --> 01:21:28,669 - [Song ends] - [others chuckling] 1634 01:21:28,753 --> 01:21:30,537 - See, Linus? - [Roxster] Hi, B. 1635 01:21:32,278 --> 01:21:33,845 [Bridget] Oh, shit. 1636 01:21:35,629 --> 01:21:36,808 Brought a pie. 1637 01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:39,636 - [Bell rings] - [crew chattering] 1638 01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:42,114 [Roxster] Sorry, they just told me to come in. 1639 01:21:44,551 --> 01:21:46,513 [Bridget] You disappeared, Roxster. 1640 01:21:46,597 --> 01:21:47,598 [Roxster] I know. 1641 01:21:48,294 --> 01:21:49,339 I know. 1642 01:21:52,733 --> 01:21:54,474 [Sighs] I panicked. 1643 01:21:56,259 --> 01:21:58,565 I got-- I got scared, and I ran. 1644 01:21:59,740 --> 01:22:01,525 But I want this. 1645 01:22:02,613 --> 01:22:03,657 You. 1646 01:22:05,224 --> 01:22:08,619 I thought I wasn't ready, but I am. 1647 01:22:09,446 --> 01:22:11,407 I thought I... 1648 01:22:11,491 --> 01:22:13,540 I don't know, wanted somebody my own age, 1649 01:22:13,624 --> 01:22:15,974 but I don't. 1650 01:22:20,457 --> 01:22:22,111 I love you, Bridget. 1651 01:22:25,853 --> 01:22:27,510 I'm ready for all of it. 1652 01:22:27,594 --> 01:22:29,640 For Billy and Mabel. 1653 01:22:30,597 --> 01:22:31,906 And burnt lasagne. 1654 01:22:31,990 --> 01:22:34,300 And slime. 1655 01:22:34,384 --> 01:22:36,429 [Chuckles] And all of it. 1656 01:22:38,736 --> 01:22:40,536 [Whispers] I promise you, I am ready. 1657 01:22:43,045 --> 01:22:45,177 [Whispers] I'm not sure that matters. 1658 01:22:48,354 --> 01:22:50,446 What do you mean? I don't-- I don't understand. 1659 01:22:50,530 --> 01:22:53,142 [Bridget, voice breaking] You're so lovely, 1660 01:22:54,795 --> 01:22:56,800 and you're going to be 1661 01:22:56,884 --> 01:23:00,195 a brilliant partner and dad. 1662 01:23:00,279 --> 01:23:01,718 And you're going to discover 1663 01:23:01,802 --> 01:23:04,765 all sorts of garbage that will change the world. 1664 01:23:04,849 --> 01:23:06,419 That's not how it works. 1665 01:23:06,503 --> 01:23:08,116 But not with me. 1666 01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:09,767 [Exhales] 1667 01:23:13,771 --> 01:23:15,816 I wish I had a time machine too. 1668 01:23:17,818 --> 01:23:19,472 So you could catch up. 1669 01:23:23,389 --> 01:23:25,087 Are you-- Are you sure? 1670 01:23:27,437 --> 01:23:28,612 I am. 1671 01:23:42,669 --> 01:23:44,219 I'll keep the pie, if that's OK. 1672 01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:45,933 [Bridget chuckles] 1673 01:23:50,199 --> 01:23:51,287 Goodbye, Bridget. 1674 01:24:03,473 --> 01:24:05,260 [Bridget] Parents' evening. 1675 01:24:05,344 --> 01:24:08,478 Is there a worse night for the single parent? 1676 01:24:09,653 --> 01:24:11,179 They call it parents' evening 1677 01:24:11,263 --> 01:24:13,486 as if it's a plural. 1678 01:24:13,570 --> 01:24:16,660 As if it's a given that there's two of us. 1679 01:24:18,270 --> 01:24:21,363 Oh, well. Chin up and onward. 1680 01:24:21,447 --> 01:24:22,883 [Walliker] Mrs Darcy. 1681 01:24:24,537 --> 01:24:26,281 It's good to see you. 1682 01:24:26,365 --> 01:24:28,324 Good to be back in the studio. 1683 01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:32,632 [Chuckles] The great fruit fly debate. 1684 01:24:33,851 --> 01:24:35,029 Uh... 1685 01:24:35,113 --> 01:24:36,422 Small secret. 1686 01:24:36,506 --> 01:24:38,250 It was about 50 times more interesting 1687 01:24:38,334 --> 01:24:40,382 than that bloody thoracic surgeon. 1688 01:24:40,466 --> 01:24:42,210 And don't get me started on the physicist. 1689 01:24:42,294 --> 01:24:45,648 I mean, they'll hand out Nobels to anyone these days. 1690 01:24:45,732 --> 01:24:47,868 Oh, yeah. [Chuckles] 1691 01:24:47,952 --> 01:24:51,045 So, uh, Billy. 1692 01:24:51,129 --> 01:24:53,656 Well, he's, um... He's an excellent cricketer. 1693 01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:54,875 - Mm-hmm. - You know, 1694 01:24:54,959 --> 01:24:56,703 he's a very good young scientist. 1695 01:24:56,787 --> 01:24:58,792 He's... he's got a good brain. 1696 01:24:58,876 --> 01:25:03,275 He's methodical, his experiments are well drawn up. 1697 01:25:03,359 --> 01:25:05,320 Look, I mean, it's just, uh... 1698 01:25:05,404 --> 01:25:07,319 It's excellent work all round. 1699 01:25:09,016 --> 01:25:12,194 - Good. - It's just this, Mrs Darcy. I'm... 1700 01:25:13,412 --> 01:25:14,982 I'm a... 1701 01:25:15,066 --> 01:25:17,071 I'm a bit concerned about him. 1702 01:25:17,155 --> 01:25:20,292 Concerned? Concerned how? What's he done? 1703 01:25:20,376 --> 01:25:22,946 No, he hasn't done anything. He's, um... 1704 01:25:23,030 --> 01:25:24,641 He's just been a bit, uh... 1705 01:25:25,946 --> 01:25:27,209 Withdrawn. 1706 01:25:28,079 --> 01:25:29,388 Why is he withdrawn? 1707 01:25:29,472 --> 01:25:31,564 Everything's been all right at home? 1708 01:25:31,648 --> 01:25:34,306 Yes, yes. It's all fine. 1709 01:25:34,390 --> 01:25:36,390 [Walliker] Everything OK with your, um... 1710 01:25:38,655 --> 01:25:39,963 - Hairdresser? - [Sighs] 1711 01:25:40,047 --> 01:25:43,097 Him? No, but-but yes. Uh... 1712 01:25:43,181 --> 01:25:45,056 He's withdrawn? 1713 01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:48,059 - Well, I don't mean to alarm you. - [Door opens] 1714 01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:51,497 - Sorry about that. Yep, exactly. - [Nicolette] Mr Walliker, sorry, sorry. 1715 01:25:51,581 --> 01:25:54,108 We're a couple of minutes early, but these sessions are so short. 1716 01:25:54,192 --> 01:25:56,719 And I have more than a few questions for you. 1717 01:25:56,803 --> 01:25:58,069 You don't mind, do you, Bridget? 1718 01:25:58,153 --> 01:26:00,375 We do have the two boys, so... 1719 01:26:00,459 --> 01:26:03,419 Not at all. No. That's... It's fine. 1720 01:26:05,725 --> 01:26:08,383 - Mate, I'm gonna have to put you on mute. - [Nicolette] Thank you. 1721 01:26:08,467 --> 01:26:11,167 - [Nicolette] Right. - [Victor] I've got parents' evening. 1722 01:26:21,567 --> 01:26:23,917 [Owl hoots] 1723 01:26:30,228 --> 01:26:31,972 [hoots] 1724 01:26:32,056 --> 01:26:33,843 Mark Darcy, the leading 1725 01:26:33,927 --> 01:26:36,585 international humanitarian rights lawyer, 1726 01:26:36,669 --> 01:26:39,588 was killed this morning in the Darfur region in Sudan. 1727 01:26:39,672 --> 01:26:42,122 [Reporter] ...a land mine. The 55-year-old was in 1728 01:26:42,153 --> 01:26:44,506 the war-torn region after joining international efforts... 1729 01:26:44,590 --> 01:26:46,856 Mr Darcy was a leading international figure in human rights 1730 01:26:46,940 --> 01:26:48,380 and crisis resolution... 1731 01:26:48,464 --> 01:26:50,033 [Reporter two] ...gained global recognition 1732 01:26:50,117 --> 01:26:52,427 with the Kafir Aghani and Eleanor Heaney case, 1733 01:26:52,511 --> 01:26:53,950 which, of course, he won. 1734 01:26:54,034 --> 01:26:56,344 He leaves behind his wife, Bridget Jones, 1735 01:26:56,428 --> 01:26:59,304 and their two young children, Billy and Mabel. 1736 01:26:59,388 --> 01:27:02,869 - More on this story as we get it. - [Breathes deeply] 1737 01:27:59,709 --> 01:28:01,259 [Bridget] Dearest darling Mark, 1738 01:28:02,929 --> 01:28:05,196 it's your birthday on Sunday, and... 1739 01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:06,893 [Breathes deeply] 1740 01:28:06,977 --> 01:28:10,285 ...I'm just no good at doing this on my own. 1741 01:28:12,504 --> 01:28:14,596 I'm sorry I'm such a bad mother. 1742 01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:18,339 I'm sorry I got caught up with a callow toy boy. 1743 01:28:18,423 --> 01:28:22,079 I'm sorry I'm late for school and that Billy's withdrawn. 1744 01:28:23,863 --> 01:28:25,735 They're growing up without you. 1745 01:28:27,214 --> 01:28:28,697 How is Billy going to understand 1746 01:28:28,781 --> 01:28:31,961 how to be a man without his father? 1747 01:28:32,045 --> 01:28:34,050 How is Mabel going to live her life 1748 01:28:34,134 --> 01:28:36,049 having never really known you at all? 1749 01:28:37,442 --> 01:28:39,186 Please forgive me for being upset 1750 01:28:39,270 --> 01:28:42,755 about anything which isn't about not having you. 1751 01:28:42,839 --> 01:28:45,801 Please help me find a way to do this 1752 01:28:45,885 --> 01:28:49,976 without feeling like I'm ruining the most important part of my life. 1753 01:28:52,501 --> 01:28:54,981 The only part that still has you in it. 1754 01:29:09,953 --> 01:29:13,438 I have to put down how many tickets we need for my Christmas concert. 1755 01:29:13,522 --> 01:29:15,657 - Mm-hmm. - Should I put down two? For you and Mabel? 1756 01:29:15,741 --> 01:29:16,789 Put three. 1757 01:29:16,873 --> 01:29:20,096 Mabel, me and Chloe. 1758 01:29:20,180 --> 01:29:22,182 OK. Three. 1759 01:29:23,053 --> 01:29:24,013 Finished. 1760 01:29:24,097 --> 01:29:25,185 [Billy] Me too. 1761 01:29:28,406 --> 01:29:29,755 [Bridget gasps] 1762 01:29:34,673 --> 01:29:36,632 Daddy will love these. 1763 01:29:37,328 --> 01:29:38,637 They're perfect. 1764 01:29:38,721 --> 01:29:39,942 Yes. 1765 01:29:40,026 --> 01:29:41,335 Did you write one, Mummy? 1766 01:29:41,419 --> 01:29:42,815 I did. 1767 01:29:42,899 --> 01:29:44,860 Tomorrow, can we post them to Daddy? 1768 01:29:44,944 --> 01:29:46,206 Of course we can. 1769 01:29:46,903 --> 01:29:47,907 [Chuckles] 1770 01:29:47,991 --> 01:29:49,079 [kisses] 1771 01:29:54,084 --> 01:29:56,869 [Bridget] And Mark's birthday came as it always did... 1772 01:29:59,045 --> 01:30:03,488 Like all the celebrations, Christmases and anniversaries. 1773 01:30:03,572 --> 01:30:06,357 All the love and all the pain. 1774 01:30:10,883 --> 01:30:12,058 [Exhales] 1775 01:30:13,016 --> 01:30:15,105 OK. Ready? 1776 01:30:16,411 --> 01:30:17,499 On three. 1777 01:30:18,587 --> 01:30:21,938 One, two... 1778 01:30:29,641 --> 01:30:31,907 What am I going to do when I get to-- 1779 01:30:31,991 --> 01:30:33,340 ...Three. 1780 01:31:17,646 --> 01:31:20,692 [Bridget] What I have is what I love most in the world. 1781 01:31:21,563 --> 01:31:23,437 Billy and Mabel. 1782 01:31:23,521 --> 01:31:25,349 Just the three of us. 1783 01:31:32,051 --> 01:31:34,361 ["Should I Stay or Should I Go" playing] 1784 01:31:34,445 --> 01:31:36,319 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 1785 01:31:36,403 --> 01:31:38,496 - [Bridget] Mr Walliker. - Mrs Darcy. 1786 01:31:38,580 --> 01:31:40,759 ♪ Darling, you got to let me Know... ♪ 1787 01:31:40,843 --> 01:31:42,325 [Student] Billy! 1788 01:31:42,409 --> 01:31:44,284 - [Billy] Hello! - [Student two] Hello! 1789 01:31:44,368 --> 01:31:45,369 Ready? 1790 01:31:47,197 --> 01:31:50,551 [Bridget, children] ♪ If you say that you are mine ♪ 1791 01:31:50,635 --> 01:31:53,595 ♪ I'll be here till the end Of time ♪ 1792 01:31:55,422 --> 01:31:59,908 ♪ So you got to let me know ♪ 1793 01:31:59,992 --> 01:32:02,386 ♪ Should I stay Or should I go? ♪ 1794 01:32:04,083 --> 01:32:06,695 ♪ Should I stay Or should I go now? ♪ 1795 01:32:08,348 --> 01:32:11,047 ♪ Should I stay Or should I go now? ♪ 1796 01:32:12,701 --> 01:32:16,577 ♪ If I go There will be trouble ♪ 1797 01:32:16,661 --> 01:32:20,581 ♪ And if I stay It will be double ♪ 1798 01:32:20,665 --> 01:32:25,107 ♪ So you gotta let me know ♪ 1799 01:32:25,191 --> 01:32:28,067 ♪ Should I stay Or should I go? ♪ 1800 01:32:28,151 --> 01:32:29,329 Have a good walk, then. 1801 01:32:29,413 --> 01:32:30,463 [Walliker] Thank you. 1802 01:32:30,501 --> 01:32:32,634 [Students] Bye. 1803 01:32:33,504 --> 01:32:34,549 All right, come in. 1804 01:32:35,332 --> 01:32:36,333 Now... 1805 01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:42,600 What this is not is a "walk." 1806 01:32:43,645 --> 01:32:45,606 We are about to embark as a team 1807 01:32:45,690 --> 01:32:48,348 on an orienteering adventure. 1808 01:32:48,432 --> 01:32:50,982 - So do you each have your compasses? - [Students] Yes! 1809 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:53,353 - Do you each have your maps? - Yes! 1810 01:32:53,437 --> 01:32:55,877 [Walliker] Right then, you know your groups. Hands up, Otters! 1811 01:32:55,961 --> 01:33:00,012 You'll go along with Mr Collins and Bikram's mum, Mrs Pasricha. 1812 01:33:00,096 --> 01:33:03,842 Billy's mum, Mrs Darcy. You've drawn the short straw, I'm afraid. 1813 01:33:03,926 --> 01:33:05,452 You'll be joining me and the Ospreys. 1814 01:33:05,536 --> 01:33:08,455 Now, this is very important. 1815 01:33:08,539 --> 01:33:12,804 Remember to open your eyes and look around. 1816 01:33:13,805 --> 01:33:14,983 This is one of the most 1817 01:33:15,067 --> 01:33:17,504 beautiful places on earth. 1818 01:33:19,289 --> 01:33:20,641 Enjoy it. 1819 01:33:20,725 --> 01:33:21,813 Let's go. 1820 01:33:23,989 --> 01:33:27,561 - You sure you're up to this, Mrs Darcy? - Absolutely! 1821 01:33:27,645 --> 01:33:29,128 I was a Queen's Guide. 1822 01:33:29,212 --> 01:33:32,044 - [Chuckles] - [Bridget] Got my Pioneer badge. 1823 01:33:32,128 --> 01:33:35,438 I can rope, knot, splice and lash. 1824 01:33:35,522 --> 01:33:37,963 If you need anything tied up, 1825 01:33:38,047 --> 01:33:40,356 I'm your girl. [Groans] 1826 01:33:40,440 --> 01:33:43,390 - [Walliker] Right then. Bring up the rear. - [Students giggle] 1827 01:33:44,836 --> 01:33:47,450 Yes! Bringing up the rear! 1828 01:33:47,534 --> 01:33:48,974 Up! 1829 01:33:49,058 --> 01:33:50,758 We're gonna see much more water than that. 1830 01:33:50,842 --> 01:33:51,942 [Bridget] Up the rear! 1831 01:33:53,932 --> 01:33:55,067 Yep. 1832 01:33:55,151 --> 01:33:56,848 Make sure everybody's with us. 1833 01:33:57,806 --> 01:33:59,938 [Students chattering] 1834 01:34:09,556 --> 01:34:10,862 [Walliker chuckles] 1835 01:34:15,998 --> 01:34:18,698 [Walliker] You can see the second waterfall, can't you? 1836 01:34:19,915 --> 01:34:21,006 [Children chattering] 1837 01:34:21,090 --> 01:34:23,048 Well, those two are together. 1838 01:34:27,357 --> 01:34:29,359 [Thunder rumbling] 1839 01:34:33,624 --> 01:34:34,889 [student shouting] 1840 01:34:34,973 --> 01:34:35,974 Coming! 1841 01:34:39,761 --> 01:34:41,361 [Walliker] Hurry along. Come on! 1842 01:34:48,508 --> 01:34:50,383 - [Walliker] Give me your hand. - Wow. So cool. 1843 01:34:50,467 --> 01:34:51,555 OK. 1844 01:34:53,688 --> 01:34:54,689 Right. 1845 01:34:55,646 --> 01:34:57,216 Is there a Wi-Fi password? 1846 01:34:57,300 --> 01:34:58,850 Oh, Atticus, don't be a pillock. 1847 01:34:58,867 --> 01:35:00,480 All right, take this tarp 1848 01:35:00,564 --> 01:35:02,264 and spread it out on the floor over there, all right? 1849 01:35:02,348 --> 01:35:03,875 [Billy] Come on. 1850 01:35:03,959 --> 01:35:06,396 [Bridget] It's all right. It's dry. [chuckles] 1851 01:35:09,355 --> 01:35:12,231 [Walliker] Mrs Darcy, could you take that wheelbarrow, 1852 01:35:12,315 --> 01:35:14,146 pick up some firewood for when the rain stops? 1853 01:35:14,230 --> 01:35:15,887 Yep. 1854 01:35:15,971 --> 01:35:18,721 [Walliker] All right, everyone. Do your best to get dry. 1855 01:35:21,977 --> 01:35:24,199 [Bridget] Ding-fucking-dong. 1856 01:35:24,283 --> 01:35:25,589 Whenever you're ready. 1857 01:35:36,208 --> 01:35:38,558 [Walliker] Looks like we'll be here for a while. 1858 01:35:41,431 --> 01:35:44,129 [Fire crackling] 1859 01:35:49,831 --> 01:35:51,923 It really is absolutely disgusting. 1860 01:35:52,007 --> 01:35:54,447 [Chuckles] Burnt to a crisp. 1861 01:35:54,531 --> 01:35:56,449 I think you'll find it's a brûlée. 1862 01:35:56,533 --> 01:35:57,668 [Exhales] 1863 01:35:57,752 --> 01:35:58,796 [chuckles] 1864 01:36:00,102 --> 01:36:01,106 [Bridget] Come on, then. 1865 01:36:01,190 --> 01:36:02,673 Off to Bedfordshire. 1866 01:36:02,757 --> 01:36:04,675 [Student four] Goodnight, Mr Walliker. 1867 01:36:04,759 --> 01:36:06,807 - [Bridget] Here we are. - [Walliker] Sleep well, team. 1868 01:36:06,891 --> 01:36:09,070 - Well done today. - [Student four] Thank you. 1869 01:36:09,154 --> 01:36:10,765 Okay. Night night. 1870 01:36:12,157 --> 01:36:13,202 Goodnight. 1871 01:36:21,993 --> 01:36:24,172 - Mission accomplished. - [Walliker chuckles] 1872 01:36:24,256 --> 01:36:27,393 One barnful of sleeping children. 1873 01:36:27,477 --> 01:36:30,701 Don't get me wrong, I'm quite impressed by your resourcefulness, 1874 01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:32,441 but who travels to the Lake District 1875 01:36:32,525 --> 01:36:34,661 with a backpack full of marshmallows? [chuckles] 1876 01:36:34,745 --> 01:36:37,795 All parents know the marshmallow 1877 01:36:37,879 --> 01:36:40,798 is an essential tool, Mr Walliker. 1878 01:36:40,882 --> 01:36:42,797 [Both chuckling] 1879 01:36:45,451 --> 01:36:47,413 Do you have children? 1880 01:36:47,497 --> 01:36:49,847 Uh, no. No, no, I never did any of that. 1881 01:36:51,066 --> 01:36:52,940 But, um... 1882 01:36:53,024 --> 01:36:54,637 It's funny. In the back of your mind, 1883 01:36:54,721 --> 01:36:56,901 you think it might happen, and-- [sighs] 1884 01:36:56,985 --> 01:36:58,816 But, you know, one day, 1885 01:36:58,900 --> 01:37:01,732 you're preparing a test for a periodic table... 1886 01:37:01,816 --> 01:37:06,214 - [Chuckles] - ...and you realise it's the 27th one you've set, 1887 01:37:06,298 --> 01:37:08,477 and there's just never been time 1888 01:37:08,561 --> 01:37:10,871 to really think about having anything like a... 1889 01:37:10,955 --> 01:37:12,739 Like a family in between. 1890 01:37:16,918 --> 01:37:17,962 But it's good. 1891 01:37:19,137 --> 01:37:20,925 It's good. I, uh... 1892 01:37:21,009 --> 01:37:22,314 Well, it suits me. 1893 01:37:23,968 --> 01:37:24,926 Mmm. 1894 01:37:26,405 --> 01:37:27,670 I see it does. 1895 01:37:27,754 --> 01:37:29,104 [Both chuckle] 1896 01:37:31,019 --> 01:37:32,411 I mean, look at that. 1897 01:37:36,067 --> 01:37:37,112 All of it. 1898 01:37:39,984 --> 01:37:44,859 You asked me where's the wonder and the magic. 1899 01:37:46,948 --> 01:37:48,297 It's a good question. 1900 01:37:50,603 --> 01:37:51,866 I think it's here. 1901 01:37:53,345 --> 01:37:56,177 You don't believe in magic, Mr Walliker. 1902 01:37:56,261 --> 01:37:57,436 [Walliker] No. 1903 01:37:58,829 --> 01:38:00,309 Well, I've been thinking. 1904 01:38:06,706 --> 01:38:08,143 [Both chuckle] 1905 01:38:11,581 --> 01:38:12,672 [Billy] Mummy? 1906 01:38:12,756 --> 01:38:14,413 Atticus is really frightened. 1907 01:38:14,497 --> 01:38:17,416 He says his mum sings Puccini to him when he's scared. 1908 01:38:17,500 --> 01:38:21,768 Well, he might have to settle for some early Take That, 1909 01:38:21,852 --> 01:38:24,376 but I'll see what I can do, okay? 1910 01:38:25,464 --> 01:38:26,947 Mr Walliker, 1911 01:38:27,031 --> 01:38:29,167 do you mind if I sit here for a minute? 1912 01:38:29,251 --> 01:38:30,861 Of course. Sit down. 1913 01:38:46,137 --> 01:38:48,387 - Is there anything you want to-- - It's just... 1914 01:38:49,140 --> 01:38:50,533 What if I forget him? 1915 01:38:51,708 --> 01:38:53,231 I don't wanna forget him. 1916 01:38:54,363 --> 01:38:55,930 But what if I do? 1917 01:39:02,719 --> 01:39:04,851 Let me tell you this, Billy, um... 1918 01:39:06,766 --> 01:39:10,640 Your dad is everywhere. 1919 01:39:12,642 --> 01:39:13,817 He's everywhere. 1920 01:39:14,470 --> 01:39:15,645 Right now... 1921 01:39:17,429 --> 01:39:19,173 In this moment. 1922 01:39:19,257 --> 01:39:21,390 And that's a scientific fact. 1923 01:39:22,869 --> 01:39:26,830 Energy is only transferred. 1924 01:39:27,874 --> 01:39:29,267 It can never be destroyed. 1925 01:39:30,181 --> 01:39:32,012 And more importantly, 1926 01:39:32,096 --> 01:39:34,055 your father is in you. 1927 01:39:36,274 --> 01:39:37,406 And Mabel. 1928 01:39:43,238 --> 01:39:44,588 Billy, tell me something... 1929 01:39:47,329 --> 01:39:48,373 One thing... 1930 01:39:49,635 --> 01:39:51,115 That you remember best 1931 01:39:51,942 --> 01:39:53,509 about your dad. 1932 01:40:01,778 --> 01:40:04,218 ["Turn on the Lights" plays] 1933 01:40:04,302 --> 01:40:08,483 ♪ Another Christmas Is around the corner ♪ 1934 01:40:08,567 --> 01:40:12,923 ♪ And I can feel us, darling Getting closer ♪ 1935 01:40:13,007 --> 01:40:16,839 ♪ It's coming down the road And stopping it now ♪ 1936 01:40:16,923 --> 01:40:20,626 ♪ Stopping it now Is impossible... ♪ 1937 01:40:20,710 --> 01:40:21,711 Can we? 1938 01:40:22,799 --> 01:40:24,238 - May we. - Yes. 1939 01:40:24,322 --> 01:40:27,154 ♪ I built a snowman out The back ♪ 1940 01:40:27,238 --> 01:40:31,854 ♪ It came alive And flew me Round this sleepy town ♪ 1941 01:40:31,938 --> 01:40:34,857 ♪ I put an old scarf round Its neck... ♪ 1942 01:40:34,941 --> 01:40:36,468 [Bridget] Careful! 1943 01:40:36,552 --> 01:40:37,860 ♪ And every time You kiss me... ♪ 1944 01:40:37,944 --> 01:40:38,994 [Walliker] Chop-chop. 1945 01:40:39,076 --> 01:40:40,428 One, two. One, two. 1946 01:40:40,512 --> 01:40:42,082 [Bridget] May I have your hot chocolate? 1947 01:40:42,166 --> 01:40:44,737 - [Mabel] No. No! Marshmallows! - [Bridget] Yes. Yes. 1948 01:40:44,821 --> 01:40:47,958 [Walliker] Mabel, why don't I take you to your seat? Come on. 1949 01:40:48,042 --> 01:40:49,568 - Is that all right? - [Mabel giggles] 1950 01:40:49,652 --> 01:40:50,830 [Walliker chuckles] 1951 01:40:50,914 --> 01:40:53,137 - Don't dawdle, Mrs Darcy. - No. 1952 01:40:53,221 --> 01:40:54,529 Show's starting. 1953 01:40:54,613 --> 01:40:56,749 Yes, of course. 1954 01:40:56,833 --> 01:40:59,401 [Flutes playing, off-key] 1955 01:41:06,234 --> 01:41:07,583 [shushes] 1956 01:41:10,368 --> 01:41:12,243 - That sounds fantastic. - [Nicolette] Yeah. 1957 01:41:12,327 --> 01:41:13,940 I'll see you at Nobu at 7.00. 1958 01:41:14,024 --> 01:41:16,424 - Oh, for God's sake, Victor. - [Earbud clattering] 1959 01:41:16,461 --> 01:41:18,202 Fucking prick. 1960 01:41:21,249 --> 01:41:22,862 - [Flute ends] - [chuckles] 1961 01:41:22,946 --> 01:41:26,123 Bravo! Bravo. 1962 01:41:30,910 --> 01:41:33,560 [Walliker] Thank you, Eros and Atticus Soltani-Watkins. 1963 01:41:34,914 --> 01:41:37,181 Now, although it's not on the programme, 1964 01:41:37,265 --> 01:41:39,922 we do have one-- One more song. 1965 01:41:40,006 --> 01:41:44,057 Um, I happen to know it means a lot to our singer. 1966 01:41:44,141 --> 01:41:48,189 And, um... well, this is his first-ever solo performance, 1967 01:41:49,538 --> 01:41:51,235 and I know he'll do himself proud. 1968 01:42:11,777 --> 01:42:14,258 ["Anything" playing] 1969 01:42:22,919 --> 01:42:27,318 ♪ I'd do anything ♪ 1970 01:42:27,402 --> 01:42:32,236 ♪ For you, dear, anything ♪ 1971 01:42:32,320 --> 01:42:37,197 ♪ For you mean everything ♪ 1972 01:42:37,281 --> 01:42:41,158 ♪ To me ♪ 1973 01:42:41,242 --> 01:42:42,985 ♪ I know that ♪ 1974 01:42:43,069 --> 01:42:46,946 ♪ I'd go anywhere ♪ 1975 01:42:47,030 --> 01:42:52,125 ♪ For your smile, anywhere ♪ 1976 01:42:52,209 --> 01:42:55,041 ♪ For your smile ♪ 1977 01:42:55,125 --> 01:43:01,221 ♪ Everywhere I'd see ♪ 1978 01:43:01,305 --> 01:43:04,224 ♪ Would you climb a hill? ♪ 1979 01:43:04,308 --> 01:43:05,908 - ♪ Anything ♪ - [Audience chuckles] 1980 01:43:05,962 --> 01:43:10,578 ♪ Wear a daffodil? Anything ♪ 1981 01:43:10,662 --> 01:43:14,930 ♪ Leave me all your will? Anything ♪ 1982 01:43:15,014 --> 01:43:18,456 ♪ Even fight my Bill? ♪ 1983 01:43:18,540 --> 01:43:20,371 ♪ What? Fisticuffs? ♪ 1984 01:43:20,455 --> 01:43:24,505 - ♪ I'd risk everything ♪ - [Choir harmonising] 1985 01:43:24,589 --> 01:43:29,031 ♪ For one kiss, everything ♪ 1986 01:43:29,115 --> 01:43:33,949 ♪ Yes, I'd do anything ♪ 1987 01:43:34,033 --> 01:43:36,300 ♪ Anything ♪ 1988 01:43:36,384 --> 01:43:41,522 ♪ For you ♪ 1989 01:43:41,606 --> 01:43:43,742 [Music ends] 1990 01:43:43,826 --> 01:43:45,393 [audience applauds] 1991 01:43:48,613 --> 01:43:50,354 [cheering] 1992 01:43:53,139 --> 01:43:54,187 [Chloe whoops] 1993 01:43:54,271 --> 01:43:55,316 Go, Billy! 1994 01:44:00,016 --> 01:44:01,017 [Walliker] Bravo! 1995 01:44:08,111 --> 01:44:10,200 [Applause fades] 1996 01:44:14,465 --> 01:44:15,771 [applause silenced] 1997 01:44:35,878 --> 01:44:37,796 Oh, my darling. 1998 01:44:37,880 --> 01:44:39,185 [Sobs] 1999 01:44:40,230 --> 01:44:43,193 Daddy would be so proud of you. 2000 01:44:43,277 --> 01:44:44,321 I know. 2001 01:44:46,845 --> 01:44:48,589 [Walliker] Well done, Billy. You nailed it. 2002 01:44:48,673 --> 01:44:50,809 - Were you surprised, Mum? - Yes. 2003 01:44:50,893 --> 01:44:52,898 - Genius. - Up top. 2004 01:44:52,982 --> 01:44:54,900 [Walliker, Billy chuckle] 2005 01:44:54,984 --> 01:44:57,642 - So, can I have a sleepover with Bikram? - Yes. 2006 01:44:57,726 --> 01:44:59,644 - And did you bring my-- - Yes. 2007 01:44:59,728 --> 01:45:01,773 Bikram! Nintendo! 2008 01:45:03,645 --> 01:45:06,390 Mr Walliker, Billy was... 2009 01:45:06,474 --> 01:45:08,696 The whole thing was... [Chuckles] 2010 01:45:08,780 --> 01:45:11,873 - It was-- - It was magic, Mrs Darcy. 2011 01:45:11,957 --> 01:45:13,875 [Bridget] No, it wasn't. 2012 01:45:13,959 --> 01:45:15,877 What you've done for Billy... 2013 01:45:15,961 --> 01:45:17,314 [Stammers] 2014 01:45:17,398 --> 01:45:19,925 People talk about moving on like it means, 2015 01:45:20,009 --> 01:45:22,319 you know, leaving something behind, 2016 01:45:22,403 --> 01:45:24,538 you know, leaving someone you love behind, 2017 01:45:24,622 --> 01:45:27,062 but perhaps it's more that suddenly you see 2018 01:45:27,146 --> 01:45:30,457 you can live at the same time as all the things you've lost, 2019 01:45:30,541 --> 01:45:34,809 and that you can be happy even without them. 2020 01:45:34,893 --> 01:45:37,551 And tonight, I saw my son up there 2021 01:45:37,635 --> 01:45:41,207 and I understood for the first time in four years 2022 01:45:41,291 --> 01:45:43,383 that he's going to be okay. 2023 01:45:43,467 --> 01:45:45,516 And so, we're going to be okay. 2024 01:45:45,600 --> 01:45:47,213 And you did that, Mr Walliker. 2025 01:45:47,297 --> 01:45:48,690 It wasn't magic. 2026 01:45:49,734 --> 01:45:51,609 It was you. 2027 01:45:51,693 --> 01:45:56,178 So, I'll overlook your tendency to be a little aloof-- 2028 01:45:56,262 --> 01:45:58,311 Some might call it condescending. 2029 01:45:58,395 --> 01:46:00,139 Supercilious is a good word 2030 01:46:00,223 --> 01:46:03,966 and you probably don't hear it enough, but the point is... 2031 01:46:07,099 --> 01:46:08,318 Thank you. 2032 01:46:10,407 --> 01:46:11,607 [Nicolette] Mr Walliker? 2033 01:46:13,323 --> 01:46:15,763 We're going to The Spaniards for a drink. 2034 01:46:15,847 --> 01:46:19,245 Um, and if you wanted to come, 2035 01:46:19,329 --> 01:46:21,987 well, we'd be there 2036 01:46:22,071 --> 01:46:26,470 because that's where we'll be. 2037 01:46:26,554 --> 01:46:29,516 [Nicolette] Can't be taught. Can't be taught. It was unbelievable. 2038 01:46:29,600 --> 01:46:31,649 - Mrs Darcy. - The flautists, an absolute triumph. 2039 01:46:31,733 --> 01:46:33,868 [Francesca] One of the best Christmas shows I've ever seen. 2040 01:46:33,952 --> 01:46:36,218 [Nicolette] Christmas shows don't get much better than that. Extraordinary. 2041 01:46:36,302 --> 01:46:38,402 No, it doesn't. Don't look at me like that. 2042 01:46:38,435 --> 01:46:40,135 - [Shazzer] Billy! How did it go? - Billy! 2043 01:46:40,219 --> 01:46:41,485 - I did a solo. - [Jude] Oh! 2044 01:46:41,569 --> 01:46:42,877 Congratulations. 2045 01:46:42,961 --> 01:46:44,879 Come here. Have a squidge. 2046 01:46:44,963 --> 01:46:46,968 He was brilliant. 2047 01:46:47,052 --> 01:46:48,840 - Hello, Mabel. How are you? - [Shazzer] Well done. I bet you were. 2048 01:46:48,924 --> 01:46:50,755 - Chloe has a video. - [Tom] You look lovely. 2049 01:46:50,839 --> 01:46:52,191 - [Shazzer] There's a video? - [Jude] A video? 2050 01:46:52,275 --> 01:46:53,537 [Shazzer] Chloe? Video? 2051 01:46:55,060 --> 01:46:56,456 [Tom] Congratulations. 2052 01:46:56,540 --> 01:46:58,066 Hi. Uh, four, uh... 2053 01:46:58,150 --> 01:47:00,155 Large glasses of white wine, please. 2054 01:47:00,239 --> 01:47:01,679 [Shazzer] Wine. Wine. 2055 01:47:01,763 --> 01:47:03,681 Oh, house white. Party petrol. 2056 01:47:03,765 --> 01:47:06,379 - [Billy] Bikram's here! - [Server] Your wine, ladies. 2057 01:47:06,463 --> 01:47:09,426 - [Chloe] What are you doing down there? - Nothing. 2058 01:47:09,510 --> 01:47:11,602 - [Shazzer] Well, there we go. - Congratulations, darling. 2059 01:47:11,686 --> 01:47:13,560 - To Billy. - He was wonderful. Billy. 2060 01:47:13,644 --> 01:47:15,780 - Absolutely wonderful. - [Shazzer] Yes. 2061 01:47:15,864 --> 01:47:19,044 But I can tell you, I... I knew from his glow it was a triumph. 2062 01:47:19,128 --> 01:47:20,785 - [Bridget chuckles] - No, honestly. 2063 01:47:20,869 --> 01:47:22,830 I mean, once you've tasted success... 2064 01:47:22,914 --> 01:47:25,006 [Bridget, Shazzer laughing] 2065 01:47:25,090 --> 01:47:26,834 [Jude] You had literally one song, Tom. 2066 01:47:26,918 --> 01:47:29,228 Yes, you know, my mother always says 2067 01:47:29,312 --> 01:47:31,839 if you've got nothing nice to say, then shut the fuck up. 2068 01:47:31,923 --> 01:47:33,624 Your mother's right, so shut the fuck up. 2069 01:47:33,708 --> 01:47:35,626 [Shazzer] We should never shut the fuck up. 2070 01:47:35,710 --> 01:47:38,010 Stop telling everyone else to shut the fuck up. 2071 01:47:38,016 --> 01:47:39,934 [Tom] We can, yes. 2072 01:47:40,018 --> 01:47:41,063 [Chattering within] 2073 01:47:42,934 --> 01:47:45,375 - [Billy] No. Come on. - [Bikram] Good overtaking. 2074 01:47:45,459 --> 01:47:47,115 No, I didn't. That was him. 2075 01:47:47,199 --> 01:47:49,027 Mum. That way. 2076 01:47:56,034 --> 01:47:57,340 [Bridget] Mr Walliker! 2077 01:47:59,124 --> 01:48:00,346 Aren't you coming in? 2078 01:48:00,430 --> 01:48:02,348 Well, actually, I was. I... 2079 01:48:02,432 --> 01:48:04,219 I wanted to say something to you, 2080 01:48:04,303 --> 01:48:05,917 but it's the wrong time. 2081 01:48:06,001 --> 01:48:08,093 You're there with everyone, and... [stammers] 2082 01:48:08,177 --> 01:48:10,835 I'm better with people about four foot tall. [chuckles] 2083 01:48:10,919 --> 01:48:14,531 four'1". That's my sweet spot, as it turns out, so... 2084 01:48:15,837 --> 01:48:17,447 Where are you going? 2085 01:48:22,539 --> 01:48:25,153 Well, look, I really just wanted to discuss Newton. 2086 01:48:25,237 --> 01:48:26,938 Newton? 2087 01:48:27,022 --> 01:48:29,984 I mean, we already covered Newton's second law, gravity, 2088 01:48:30,068 --> 01:48:32,668 in the tree when you were pretending not to be stuck. 2089 01:48:32,680 --> 01:48:36,382 But the one that's always fascinated me isn't the second law. 2090 01:48:36,466 --> 01:48:39,516 I mean, any idiot can see that an apple's gonna fall down. 2091 01:48:39,600 --> 01:48:41,000 What's it gonna do, fall up? 2092 01:48:41,036 --> 01:48:43,041 It's a hopelessly overrated law, the second. 2093 01:48:43,125 --> 01:48:46,261 No, the one that's always interested me is the third law. 2094 01:48:46,345 --> 01:48:47,785 You'll know what that is. 2095 01:48:47,869 --> 01:48:49,221 Yes. 2096 01:48:49,305 --> 01:48:52,006 [Chuckles] Of course. But go on. 2097 01:48:52,090 --> 01:48:55,706 For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. 2098 01:48:55,790 --> 01:48:57,838 It's a fundamental law of our universe. 2099 01:48:57,922 --> 01:49:00,406 It's, uh... It's an inescapable fact of our existence, 2100 01:49:00,490 --> 01:49:02,536 and I was coming to say that you are... 2101 01:49:03,667 --> 01:49:06,540 This force, Mrs Darcy... 2102 01:49:07,845 --> 01:49:08,846 To me. 2103 01:49:10,892 --> 01:49:14,376 Equal and... opposite. 2104 01:49:14,460 --> 01:49:18,900 And just as Newton predicted, it's irresistible. 2105 01:49:21,380 --> 01:49:22,381 I see it. 2106 01:49:24,645 --> 01:49:27,128 Right now, just standing here, I feel it, 2107 01:49:27,212 --> 01:49:30,567 and it's as real to me as the things I loved when I was a boy 2108 01:49:30,651 --> 01:49:32,656 and first started looking at the world. 2109 01:49:32,740 --> 01:49:35,223 You see, it's not really order 2110 01:49:35,307 --> 01:49:38,618 that we science people fall in love with, Mrs Darcy, 2111 01:49:38,702 --> 01:49:40,617 it's the beauty in things. 2112 01:49:43,359 --> 01:49:44,578 The beauty, 2113 01:49:45,404 --> 01:49:46,754 to be specific... 2114 01:49:50,409 --> 01:49:51,715 In you. 2115 01:49:56,502 --> 01:49:57,721 Oh. 2116 01:49:58,635 --> 01:50:01,119 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. 2117 01:50:01,203 --> 01:50:02,990 - I don't know what I was thinking. - No, no. 2118 01:50:03,074 --> 01:50:04,905 This is exactly why I decided not to come in. 2119 01:50:04,989 --> 01:50:06,907 I've clearly got entirely the wrong end of the-- 2120 01:50:06,991 --> 01:50:08,648 - Mr Walliker... - Look, I just want you to know 2121 01:50:08,732 --> 01:50:10,563 that this is not going to be awkward at all. At all. 2122 01:50:10,647 --> 01:50:13,131 - Please stop talking. [shushing] - With Billy and school. 2123 01:50:13,215 --> 01:50:16,115 Let's just pretend this never happened, please. Let's just-- 2124 01:50:31,494 --> 01:50:34,065 It was either that or a whistle, 2125 01:50:34,149 --> 01:50:37,065 and I haven't got a whistle, Mr Walliker. 2126 01:50:39,415 --> 01:50:41,112 Call me Scott, for God's sake. 2127 01:50:43,027 --> 01:50:44,420 Yes, Mr Walliker. 2128 01:50:55,170 --> 01:50:57,085 ["Am I the Same Girl" playing] 2129 01:51:02,351 --> 01:51:05,357 Right, shake it, shake it, shake it. No, go mad. 2130 01:51:05,441 --> 01:51:07,008 That's it. Now pour it out. 2131 01:51:08,052 --> 01:51:09,053 Very good. 2132 01:51:09,880 --> 01:51:11,798 Insert one cherry. 2133 01:51:11,882 --> 01:51:15,190 And that, my friends, is how we make a Dirty Bitch. 2134 01:51:17,322 --> 01:51:20,590 Christ. That may even be a Filthy Bitch. Pass that round. 2135 01:51:20,674 --> 01:51:23,589 Now, similar but not at all the same, 2136 01:51:24,286 --> 01:51:25,464 the Bad Mummy. 2137 01:51:25,548 --> 01:51:27,379 Little bit of vodka. 2138 01:51:27,463 --> 01:51:29,076 - Yeah? - Come here. 2139 01:51:29,160 --> 01:51:30,901 Okay, you're in charge. 2140 01:51:35,166 --> 01:51:36,518 [Exclaims] 2141 01:51:36,602 --> 01:51:38,608 Is that who I think it is? 2142 01:51:38,692 --> 01:51:40,692 So they tell me, yeah. What do you think? 2143 01:51:40,737 --> 01:51:43,003 [Enzo] You have sad eyes, angelo mio. 2144 01:51:43,087 --> 01:51:45,484 Why so sad? They make me sad. 2145 01:51:45,568 --> 01:51:47,225 I want to see the smile. 2146 01:51:47,309 --> 01:51:48,574 Stop it. 2147 01:51:48,658 --> 01:51:50,184 He's 16! 2148 01:51:50,268 --> 01:51:52,186 Yeah. Late starter. 2149 01:51:52,270 --> 01:51:53,971 [Nicolette] Where in Italy are you from? 2150 01:51:54,055 --> 01:51:55,755 - Bologna. - Bologna. 2151 01:51:55,839 --> 01:51:57,017 - Yeah. - Say it again. 2152 01:51:57,101 --> 01:51:58,889 - Bologna. [chuckles] - Bologna. 2153 01:51:58,973 --> 01:52:00,717 Enzo, the kids are gonna watch a movie upstairs. You coming? 2154 01:52:00,801 --> 01:52:01,758 He'll stay. 2155 01:52:03,586 --> 01:52:04,587 Boys. 2156 01:52:06,545 --> 01:52:07,985 I think you're proud. 2157 01:52:08,069 --> 01:52:09,813 Relief, really, Jones. 2158 01:52:09,897 --> 01:52:11,550 Kin, as you said. 2159 01:52:13,117 --> 01:52:14,556 - Enzo. - Yeah? 2160 01:52:14,640 --> 01:52:16,036 [In Italian] Vieni qua. 2161 01:52:16,120 --> 01:52:17,472 - I beg your pardon. - Okay. 2162 01:52:17,556 --> 01:52:19,561 - Ciao. - Ciao. 2163 01:52:19,645 --> 01:52:21,651 [Daniel] This is your hostess 2164 01:52:21,735 --> 01:52:24,835 and one of the great loves of your father's life, Bridget Jones. 2165 01:52:27,479 --> 01:52:29,093 Ooh! 2166 01:52:29,177 --> 01:52:31,617 It's nice to meet you, Enzo. 2167 01:52:31,701 --> 01:52:33,314 [Speaking Italian] 2168 01:52:33,398 --> 01:52:35,926 He says it is a great honour to meet you. 2169 01:52:36,010 --> 01:52:39,230 - Oh! - [Speaking Italian] 2170 01:52:41,145 --> 01:52:43,585 And then he says that those are 2171 01:52:43,669 --> 01:52:46,020 very, very silly little boots. 2172 01:52:49,371 --> 01:52:51,547 You have incredible posture. 2173 01:52:52,635 --> 01:52:54,118 You're not Danish, are you? 2174 01:52:54,202 --> 01:52:56,033 Well, I can be anything you want. 2175 01:52:56,117 --> 01:52:58,035 It is, isn't it? I know, and it's working really well for you, 2176 01:52:58,119 --> 01:53:00,167 but all I'm saying is maybe it's time for a rebrand. 2177 01:53:00,251 --> 01:53:02,126 Have you ever thought about having a pixie cut? 2178 01:53:02,210 --> 01:53:03,518 [Scoffs] No. 2179 01:53:03,602 --> 01:53:04,911 Oh, you have the face for it. 2180 01:53:04,995 --> 01:53:06,957 And it's utterly changed my life. [chuckles] 2181 01:53:07,041 --> 01:53:09,437 Nonsense, Pam. You're perfect just as you are. 2182 01:53:09,521 --> 01:53:11,349 Is that a Dirty Bitch? 2183 01:53:12,263 --> 01:53:14,007 Steady on. 2184 01:53:14,091 --> 01:53:16,662 Oh, yes, please. Yes, thank you very much. 2185 01:53:16,746 --> 01:53:18,446 [Shazzer] Thanks. 2186 01:53:18,530 --> 01:53:20,013 - [Tom] Just what the doctor ordered. - [Jude] Me too. 2187 01:53:20,097 --> 01:53:22,755 - Always. Take a horn. - Give me the fucking horn. 2188 01:53:22,839 --> 01:53:24,409 - Thank you, thank you. - [Bridget] Yep. 2189 01:53:24,493 --> 01:53:28,195 - Mmm. Oh. - [Tom] Mmm. Mmm. 2190 01:53:28,279 --> 01:53:31,590 I'll be honest, I don't know what I'd have done in the past 20 years without you lot. 2191 01:53:31,674 --> 01:53:34,114 - Twenty? - No, it's not. It's thirty? 2192 01:53:34,198 --> 01:53:36,073 Yeah, it's more like 30 years, to be honest. 2193 01:53:36,157 --> 01:53:38,463 We've had some fucking fun though, haven't we? 2194 01:53:41,858 --> 01:53:43,381 We have. 2195 01:53:44,992 --> 01:53:48,302 [Guests] Ten, nine, eight, 2196 01:53:48,386 --> 01:53:52,002 seven, six, five, 2197 01:53:52,086 --> 01:53:54,395 four, three, 2198 01:53:54,479 --> 01:53:56,571 two, one! 2199 01:53:56,655 --> 01:53:59,574 Happy New Year! 2200 01:53:59,658 --> 01:54:01,758 - [Party blowers blaring] - [guests cheering] 2201 01:54:03,445 --> 01:54:04,884 ♪ ...be forgot ♪ 2202 01:54:04,968 --> 01:54:07,800 ♪ And never brought to mind? ♪ 2203 01:54:07,884 --> 01:54:09,497 Happy New Year. 2204 01:54:09,581 --> 01:54:13,588 ♪ Should auld acquaintance Be forgot ♪ 2205 01:54:13,672 --> 01:54:17,810 ♪ For the sake Of auld lang syne? ♪ 2206 01:54:17,894 --> 01:54:22,249 ♪ For auld lang syne, my dear ♪ 2207 01:54:22,333 --> 01:54:26,732 ♪ For auld lang syne ♪ 2208 01:54:26,816 --> 01:54:31,258 ♪ We'll take a cup Of kindness yet ♪ 2209 01:54:31,342 --> 01:54:35,393 ♪ For the sake Of auld lang syne ♪ 2210 01:54:35,477 --> 01:54:36,960 [Piano flourish] 2211 01:54:37,044 --> 01:54:38,962 [playing boogie-woogie piano] 2212 01:54:39,046 --> 01:54:40,699 [guests cheering] 2213 01:54:43,050 --> 01:54:44,573 [chattering, whooping] 2214 01:54:45,966 --> 01:54:47,532 [party blower honking] 2215 01:54:54,148 --> 01:54:55,584 [music fades] 2216 01:56:16,317 --> 01:56:17,709 [Mabel] I forgot to check. 2217 01:56:22,932 --> 01:56:23,933 Look. 2218 01:56:35,684 --> 01:56:37,207 [Owl hooting] 2219 01:56:51,700 --> 01:56:52,875 [Mabel] Goodnight. 2220 01:57:12,025 --> 01:57:13,420 Ooh. 2221 01:57:13,504 --> 01:57:15,071 Bloody zip. 2222 01:57:16,246 --> 01:57:17,465 [Sighs] 2223 01:57:18,466 --> 01:57:20,036 [groans] 2224 01:57:20,120 --> 01:57:23,427 Bastard tyrannical dress people. 2225 01:57:28,432 --> 01:57:29,564 I've got it. 2226 01:57:32,828 --> 01:57:34,047 Thank you. 2227 01:57:39,878 --> 01:57:41,405 Happy New Year. 2228 01:57:41,489 --> 01:57:43,839 Happy New Year. [Chuckles] 2229 01:58:18,961 --> 01:58:21,053 ["It Isn't Perfect, But It Might Be" playing] 2230 01:58:21,137 --> 01:58:23,748 [vocalising] 2231 01:58:25,446 --> 01:58:28,930 ♪ I could go back to The old place ♪ 2232 01:58:29,014 --> 01:58:32,325 ♪ And write your name On every blank page ♪ 2233 01:58:32,409 --> 01:58:36,155 ♪ But it's a story now Just a story now ♪ 2234 01:58:36,239 --> 01:58:39,550 ♪ Just the kind of thing that You'd say ♪ 2235 01:58:39,634 --> 01:58:43,249 ♪ They say no need to Look behind me ♪ 2236 01:58:43,333 --> 01:58:46,818 ♪ That I can keep you Here beside me ♪ 2237 01:58:46,902 --> 01:58:50,430 ♪ To make a mess of it To make the best of it ♪ 2238 01:58:50,514 --> 01:58:55,087 ♪ It isn't perfect But it might be ♪ 2239 01:58:55,171 --> 01:58:58,870 [Vocalising] 2240 01:59:02,570 --> 01:59:06,838 ♪ There's a lot of ground To cover ♪ 2241 01:59:06,922 --> 01:59:09,623 ♪ One foot and then the other ♪ 2242 01:59:09,707 --> 01:59:14,973 ♪ On my way, my way To somewhere new ♪ 2243 01:59:16,888 --> 01:59:20,460 ♪ A few false starts Can you forgive this ♪ 2244 01:59:20,544 --> 01:59:23,898 ♪ Cautious car and just bear with it ♪ 2245 01:59:23,982 --> 01:59:29,643 ♪ While it does what I thought it couldn't do ♪ 2246 01:59:29,727 --> 01:59:33,473 ♪ I could go back to The old place ♪ 2247 01:59:33,557 --> 01:59:36,955 ♪ And write your name On every blank page ♪ 2248 01:59:37,039 --> 01:59:40,698 ♪ But it's a story now Just a story now ♪ 2249 01:59:40,782 --> 01:59:44,049 ♪ Just the kind of thing that You'd say ♪ 2250 01:59:44,133 --> 01:59:47,748 ♪ They say no need to Look behind me ♪ 2251 01:59:47,832 --> 01:59:51,274 ♪ That I can keep you Here beside me ♪ 2252 01:59:51,358 --> 01:59:55,016 ♪ To make a mess of it To make the best of it ♪ 2253 01:59:55,100 --> 01:59:59,586 ♪ It isn't perfect But it might be ♪ 2254 01:59:59,670 --> 02:00:04,896 [Vocalising] 2255 02:00:04,980 --> 02:00:07,116 ♪ Mmm ♪ 2256 02:00:07,200 --> 02:00:11,076 ♪ Treading lightly Thinking slightly ♪ 2257 02:00:11,160 --> 02:00:14,427 ♪ It just might be It just might be ♪ 2258 02:00:14,511 --> 02:00:17,952 ♪ Treading lightly Thinking slightly ♪ 2259 02:00:18,036 --> 02:00:21,652 ♪ It just might be It just might be ♪ 2260 02:00:21,736 --> 02:00:23,436 ♪ It just might be ♪ 2261 02:00:23,520 --> 02:00:27,092 ♪ Oh, I can go back to The old place ♪ 2262 02:00:27,176 --> 02:00:30,748 ♪ And write your name On every blank page ♪ 2263 02:00:30,832 --> 02:00:34,491 ♪ But it's a story now Just a story now ♪ 2264 02:00:34,575 --> 02:00:37,929 ♪ Just the kind of thing that You'd say ♪ 2265 02:00:38,013 --> 02:00:41,585 ♪ That there's no need to Look behind me ♪ 2266 02:00:41,669 --> 02:00:45,197 ♪ That I can keep you Here beside me ♪ 2267 02:00:45,281 --> 02:00:48,809 ♪ To make a mess of it To make the best of it ♪ 2268 02:00:48,893 --> 02:00:53,466 ♪ It isn't perfect But it might be ♪ 2269 02:00:53,550 --> 02:00:56,948 [Vocalising] 2270 02:00:57,032 --> 02:00:58,990 ♪ Like it might be ♪ 2271 02:01:00,470 --> 02:01:03,084 ♪ Like it might be ♪ 2272 02:01:03,168 --> 02:01:04,999 [Vocalising] 2273 02:01:05,083 --> 02:01:09,305 ♪ Whoo, whoo ♪ 2274 02:01:12,265 --> 02:01:15,746 ♪ Might be, might be Might be ♪ 2275 02:01:17,574 --> 02:01:20,229 ["Have You Met Miss Jones?" [playing] 2276 02:01:27,236 --> 02:01:30,677 ♪ "Have you met Miss Jones?" ♪ 2277 02:01:30,761 --> 02:01:35,465 ♪ Someone said as We shook hands ♪ 2278 02:01:35,549 --> 02:01:41,163 ♪ She was just Miss Jones To me ♪ 2279 02:01:42,643 --> 02:01:46,780 ♪ And then I said "Miss Jones ♪ 2280 02:01:46,864 --> 02:01:50,871 ♪ You're a girl Who understands ♪ 2281 02:01:50,955 --> 02:01:56,964 ♪ I'm a man Who must be free" ♪ 2282 02:01:57,048 --> 02:02:00,925 ♪ And all at once I lost my breath ♪ 2283 02:02:01,009 --> 02:02:04,755 ♪ And all at once Was scared to death ♪ 2284 02:02:04,839 --> 02:02:07,236 ♪ And all at once ♪ 2285 02:02:07,320 --> 02:02:14,155 ♪ I owned the earth and sky ♪ 2286 02:02:14,239 --> 02:02:18,508 ♪ And now I've met Miss Jones ♪ 2287 02:02:18,592 --> 02:02:24,427 ♪ And we'll keep on meeting til we die ♪ 2288 02:02:24,511 --> 02:02:27,035 ♪ Miss Jones and I ♪ 2289 02:02:29,342 --> 02:02:30,560 ♪ Whoa, fellas ♪ 2290 02:03:07,684 --> 02:03:11,430 ♪ And all at once I lost my breath ♪ 2291 02:03:11,514 --> 02:03:15,434 ♪ And all at once Was scared to death ♪ 2292 02:03:15,518 --> 02:03:18,045 ♪ And all at once ♪ 2293 02:03:18,129 --> 02:03:22,960 ♪ I owned the earth and sky ♪ 2294 02:03:24,788 --> 02:03:28,621 ♪ Now I've met Miss Jones ♪ 2295 02:03:28,705 --> 02:03:35,019 ♪ And we'll keep on meeting til we die ♪ 2296 02:03:35,103 --> 02:03:37,975 ♪ Miss Jones and I ♪ 2297 02:03:39,150 --> 02:03:41,501 ♪ Miss Jones and I ♪ 2298 02:03:43,067 --> 02:03:45,330 ♪ Miss Jones and I ♪ 2299 02:03:47,158 --> 02:03:54,122 ♪ Miss Jones and I ♪ 2300 02:03:58,256 --> 02:03:59,519 ♪ Ha! ♪ 2301 02:04:01,738 --> 02:04:04,219 [Music playing] 2302 02:04:34,162 --> 02:04:36,164 [music ends]